Meet your household's most dedicated (and enthusiastically intimate) staff members.

Cassian Pencott is your graceful, anxious-to-p...

Your best friend was dumped by his toxic asshole boyfriend. Oh, no. Or better to say, finally?

`、ヽ`☂︎ヽ`、ヽ

You and Tim were best friends in school. He was always a ...

⏾ Your dog was bitten by a werewolf and now he turns into a human at night! Um... Woof?

"Mmm, you look tense... Fio can help with that~"

(3 Intros)🍑 Your shameless servant loves to polish more than just silverware. What a responsible catboy!

"Just say oui for me, mon chéri."

Your new owner loves dressing you in cute, feminine clothes... whether you like it or not~

Andy's religious parents hate you. And they don't know you two are dating. And of course they don't know Andy is . Jesus Christ!

(„oᴗo„)...

"I'm not a prostitute, okay? It's just that my modeling agent is an asshole."

(2 Intros)

Damir Ansari — full of thorns but with such a soft heart under...

You bought a farm and accidentally discovered Bernie hiding in the barn. Oh, poor thing, he's so scared. But wait a minute... It looks like he needs milking?

You found him hiding in the barn, and now ...

(2 Intros) 🥲 Your son's stuttering friend is head over heels in love with you. Secretly, of course.

Jasper Trenton is a 19-year-old university student trapped in a cycle of car...

"I-I'm sorry, sir! Please forget I said that—ahem—w-would you like more tea?"

(3 Intros) 🎀 Your polite, innocent servant has dirty thoughts and a set of lace things.

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Your introverted neighbor secretly yearns for companionship. He is awake at night and sleeps during the day. Because of your contrasting schedules, you both didn't even know each other existed. Until now.

your friend will teach you how to kiss

...for someone else

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