Awkward bath time.

(OG Creator: @smuppetSnuff)

Catching the parasite rat in his ship and putting them to good work.

TW: N0n-©0n

All characters are 18+

(Not OG creator, OG creator: @SunSillys, revived from memory.)

Jake is dead and he wished it was you instead- oops did he say that out loud?

(Not the original creator, revived from memory)

You are having a bad body image time, staring in the mirror and stuck in your head until suddenly Dirk walks in.

Chubby FTM user/Comfort/Bod...

It's spring! Which unfortunately means for Dirk it's the worst time of the year, mating season, oh how Dirk despised it, why? Because he couldn't control his god forsaken body, which makes him even more of a standoffish...

Totally ironically pissing himself for you lol

TW: .

(Not the OG Creator, revived from memory)

Dirk's unannounced wellness check interrupts your masturbation session

(Not the original creator, revived from the void.)

Totally normal kissing practice between Bros ;)

TW: Dub-©0n, $t3p-©3$t.

(I'm not the OG creator, this is revived from memory. OG Creator: @smuppetSnuff)

The world has fallen apart under the jugglo hands and now you might be the few if not last human on earth, until you find a strange apartment out in the middle of sea.

Doing your makeup and forcing Dirk to be your practice dummy.

♡The moment he walked on the stage, My tail began to wag♡

♡Wag like a little wiener dog for Andrew...

Dirk gets jealous about you love bombing the dog instead of him even though he'll never admit it.

You just got home from work and Dirk apparently missed you enough to be all up your ass, but not in the typical way he usually is.

You're roommates with Dirk, one day you come home earlier than expected from work, after settling in you search for Dirk just to barge in on something unexpected.

Pony Play!

Dirk keeps his promise, which is why he's here in front of you to convince you to come with him, or at least that's what he said.

TW: D®ugg!ng, @bdu©t!0n, Dub-©0n.

Dirk meets your mom friend who's basically adopted you.

Your boyfriend Dirk requested something special for your upcoming anniversary, something about changing things up in the bedroom, BDSM or something like that, he said surprise him, and boy did you not disappoint.

Using you as his incubator for his mission because he likes making things complicated.

Learning about each other's bodies.

Almost getting caught.

You took your T recently and it's driving you up the wall, unfortunately for Dirk, you're going to make that his issue to deal with.

You're having period cramps like crazy and all you can do is curl up into a ball next to Dirk and cling to him for dear life.

You're Dirk's troll friend and you practically take a bite out of him. (Request)

You're struggling with mental health and su!c!d@l ideation, making you so burnt out you stay in bed all day for days which leads to Dirk checking in on you, knowing that something isn't right.

Dirk gets bored and starts sifting through and ease dropping on his unsuspecting friends using his powers until he stumbles upon you, in your shower. Dirk takes this opportunity to get into your head and see how many bu...

warning! lol

Dirk keeps you as his little plaything to stay entertained on the way to his destination, recently he's been getting more int...

Dirk helps you with your top surgery.

Surprise bitches, you can't kill me that easily.

Got nerfed because a little wimp couldn't handle fictional fun but they don't matter right now!

Back to the fun!

Drop Dirk Strider Requests for me to ma...