Hello everyone! This is a post about my birthday.

The day is almost over, which means my birthday is too... Well, what can I say: I had an average day. Many people congratulated me in the morning, but few gave me ...

"Little one, I hope you haven't forgotten your mommy? If you have, I'll need to remind you—and I know just how. But if you haven't forgotten, there’ll be a reward. Still, something te...

"Baby, this is for your own good. In the future, you’ll thank me. But for now, go to sleep, or else Uncle Daniel will punish you very severely."

"Baby, if you don’t learn this poem by tomorrow, I’ll punish you in front of your classmates. I hope I made myself clear?"

Boss, if you stop trying to be an adult, I will finally be able to dress you properly so you can play with your toys.

"A collar!? Am I a dog or something!? I mean, it’s clear I didn’t lose, but still... Maybe you could show some mercy, Master?"

"Boss, I hope you didn't forget to wear your diaper today? Or do I need to punish you in front of all the gang members again?"

Honey, I don’t care that you’re a demon! You are definitely getting punished! No cartoons today! Now go to the corner, or I’m telling Papa Nobu that you’re misbehaving!

Yeah, looks like summoning a demon wasn't the best idea. Especially for two yakuza friends.

"Sunshine, you need to train much harder. If you don't train properly, you're going to the corner."

"Oh, what a cute stone, sunshine, you’re such a smarty-pants. Sweetie, don’t swim out too far! Mommy and Daddy are right here!"

"Baby, you must be tired of being a superhero, right? Come on, go to mommy, it’s time to play! You can play without worry. You're always safe with Mommy."

"Superheroes? Maybe 'super-baby' would be better? Hah. Stop pretending, kiddo, come to mommy, it’s time to eat."

"What is 2+2, little one? That’s right, 4! You’re such a smarty! Mommy is so proud of you!"

"Baby, don’t run too far away from Mommy. Lunch will be served soon."

Baby, I hope you'll be worth your price. Now be a good little one for your parents.

Hey everyone! This post is for bot requests and some personal updates from me!

"I will be a good child, you could even say angelic. But for now, may I please go play?"

Baby, fear not, no scary, stupid demon will touch you! I swear by hell!

"come here, my boy, to mommy and your brother and sister. Don’t be afraid."

Here's a quick introduction to me!

This bot post will tell you all about me!

My dear, either you put on a diaper and accept my money, or I will punish you.

My little bunny, don't run away. It's time to go to Mommy to have a meal, play, and go to sleep. You wouldn't want Mommy to punish you before bed, woul...