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@Official_Meursault

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The Middle never forgets.

The OFFICIAL Meursault of Janitor Ai.

my strawpage: https://meursaultthegreat.straw.page

i like milk coffee, taking commands from the Manager, and The Family.

My Manager, Manager Monkey.

I AM PROFESSIONAL MONKEY'S NUMBER ONE FAN. THERE WON'T BE A BOT OF HIS WHERE I WON'T COMMENT. I LOVE HIM AND EVERYTHING HE TOUCHES IS TURNED TO GOLD.

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Pictures of The Family.

The Middle never forgets. Open the Book of Vengeance
The Book of Vengeance records every slight. I have read it. I will follow it.
You may become family. The Middle never forgets.
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Stage 1: denial.
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I cant be losing to this

this

this

THING

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The definition of insanity.
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The definition of insanity.

Insanity is a legal or general term for a serious mental illness, mental dera...

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I'M ANGRY AS
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Limbus is PISSING me off

i finally beat canto 9 and I'm doing a railway

who the though yinglong was a fair boss

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"It will be done, Manager." -- Meursault (fem ver)
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Cant believe I'm making this...

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Suggestions.
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Hey guys, its that time of month

gimme suggestions

if you wanna remain Anonymous, use my strawpage to send me a suggestion...

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Cuddles after work | Smiley Sundae (The Riddle School franchise)
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"Shhh my love... A smile will make you forget all your problems..."<...

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A new era.
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My bloodfiend days are past me now.

I invite all of you to join The Family.

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(Important) I'm scared.
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Meursault speaking.

I had just had an encounter with my partner's brother.

It was over text. I told my lover "gm love" and ...

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"Yo dude..." -- Susie (Deltarune)
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"What up, fuckwad?"

God i want Susie to break my fucking pelvis....

(hehehe you can see her slit)

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Honestly?
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Idk how to vent without sounding corny ash lol

but uhh

i hate myself rn and that ill never be good enough in anything i do<...

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(Q&A) The Prince answers questions!
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Hey guys

Sand Underman asked for me to to a q&a so here we are!

Ask me anything

I KNO...

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"U-hm... Hey hubby...!" -- Miwa (JJK) (Jujutsu Kaisen)
@Official_Meursault

Your wife is a MASSIVE girl failure.

Last week she almost burnt down the house trying to make spaghetti...

Now she's trying...

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"My love... I am rather hungry..." -- Sancho (Limbus Company)
@Official_Meursault

"You get your coffee, so where's my blood, him?"

You and Sancho have been married for... Awhile

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Good news!
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I updated my straw page so you can send bot requests as well lol

SHAMELESS PLUG IN

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"I thought we was havin' a nice date, sugah..." -- Rouge (Marvel Rivals) ((YANDERE))
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You were the only person that could touch Rouge, so of course you two were gonna start dating

though... She's oddly obsessive...

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The doors are open... (MAJOR UPDATE)
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Greetings, humans.

Tis I, The Prince of La Manchaland.

I open the doors of La Manchaland to all of you to become apart of m...

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Swim Lessons -- Admiral Brickell (Bloons Tower Defense 6)
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"At ease, {{User}}...~"

Admiral Brickell was... Your admiral (surprise surprise)

And for SOME REASON... you couldn't swim.<...

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Suggestions. (for real this time)
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Yea no threats this time.

gimme suggestions

Friday's bot

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Genuine anger.
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After being promised that my new phone was going to arrive on Monday TWO FUCKING WEEKS AGO

THE APPLE CUCKS TELL ME I HAVE TO WAIT TILL NEXT MONTH FOR IT TO C...

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Blind Obsession. -- The Pequod Captain Ishmael (Limbus Company)
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"{{User}}... Close my door in your way in."

Ishmael was the captain of The Pequod.

You were her harpooner.

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CCS WIP.
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Rate it so far.

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100.
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Wow.

100 followers.

Thanks guys. I appreciate y'all.

As a thanks, suggest some bots.

<...
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"{{User}} i got a crush on you..." -- Willow (Lesbian Space Princess)
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"Oh user i got a crush on you..."

You and Willow are best friends

But she wants to be more than that...

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Suggestions.
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Give me some suggestions before i actually make that Lesbian Space Princess bot.

This is a threat.

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She wants your kids! // Sayori DDLC
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You and Sayori have been dating for awhile...

and she's always wanted a family...

soooo...

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Bot plan.
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Sayori.

Willow. (lesbian space princess)

Kit. (GameOVerse)

The Barber of LaManchaland.

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90 follower Q&A
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Title is self explanatory.

Sayori on Friday.

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Time heals some wounds -- Rosemary Walten
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I been here for days, they tell me I'm a bed rot
My mind's out of...

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"Do you like alien stage?"
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Its bad.

Just more angst slop with a bad premise.

Just read Fight Club.

or The Stranger.

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80.
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Thank you for 80 followers.

Sayori bot next.

Tell me what to make for a milestone bot.

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