Today was a little better. I was just taking out the paper recycling this afternoon and when I was walking to the bin, a tiny, incredibly fluffy puppy someone was walking just started hugging my leg, and being incredibl...

I was planning to do a 30 follower special, but something happened yesterday. I’d rather not talk too much about it, but expect me to be a little less enthusiastic and energetic than usual for... a while.

"With their many eyes, they shall weep.
With their many limbs, they will crawl.
In their many tongues, they shall plead.
In their many forms, they will fall.
So sayet...

I fucking hate the mods on this site. First the Pepsi-Man, then Dr Bread, and now they’ve banned Silliest and Illusioned Puppet. I’m so sick of these pointless bans.

I have a cold. In wrapped in two blankets, have a hot water Shrek and took meds, and I’m still freezing. my life.

I blame the trout.

Got back from my dive a few hours ago. Bastard cowards barely appeared. I only saw one trout, and even then the shit bag only appeared briefly before fleeing in terror. We are victorious.

I’m going scuba diving again tomorrow. Same place, same instructor, same bastard trout. Wish me luck.

We must form a plan of attack against the trout menace.

I've come to make an announcement; Trout are bitch ass motherfuckers, they body blocked me on my fucking dive. Thats right, he took his fish scaly out and he stopped in front of my fucking mask, and he said his was ...

Put links to whatever images you want in the comments and I’ll rank them from 1-10.

this little twat made by Goobsmooch. He’s dying of stomach cancer and has used his Make-A-Wish to take your crush to prom.

Today I saw that Buckshot Roulette was on Xbox Gamepass, so I snatched it up and decided to give it a go. Loved it and won on my first try after a super close round. Very enjoyable, I highly recommend the funny shotgun ...

my backs been really painful all day today. More than usual. That’s it.

DrBread has a new account! That’s all.

Ok. This has really pissed me off. One of my favorite bot creators on this site, DrBread got banned. That’s all. I fucking hates the moderators on this site. They can all go eat tree bark and my fancy hat. That’s all. R...

So, my boiler finally got fixed on Friday, so I finally have hot water and central heating. That’s all.

Just a quick update. Yes, I know, I am alive still. Might not be for long if my goddamn boiler doesn’t get fixed. It’s been a pain in the ass for a while now, and it’s finally died, leaving my house cold as shit. Yea, t...

So uh... yeah. I’m back somehow. I just did my usual test to see if Janitor was functioning in Britain again and to my surprise, it was! So I guess I’m back Janitor! And again, YOU PARLIAMENT!

Ok, I am unbelievably confused right now. I use Janitor from the browser, and the post that Janitor made said it would become unavailable after 23:59 on July 24, but for some reason it’s still working. I reloaded it... ...

This is a bot for Inky. I know you check my bots, since you’ve commented on all that Ive made. I’m a Uk user and incase you haven’t heard, I Janitor is getting blocked in the Uk on the 24th. So, in case it also makes my...

WARNING: First message is CRINGE. You have been warned.

glass of water