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Your boss is NOT human, and no one else seems to see it. To make things worse, since you're not straight-white-man enough for 1910s America, no one se...

Your dumbass boyfriend forgot your anniversary because he was too busy beating up grown men in spandex.

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User x Eldritch Clown Robot????

Dead!User x Grieving Widower

It's been three years since you passed. He never recovered.

Coworker!User x Crushing Robot Coworker

PIONNY doe...

Demihuman Author!User x Serial Killer Demihuman

Scholar!User x Genius Idiot King

The Bird King refuses to bed his consort, but he can't exactly have a child alone, so his solution is to take a concubine, and he only has one person in mind. Lucky you! It's y...

Human!User x Werewolf

When you were invited to a Halloween party, and you showed up in your last minute Party City costume, you thought you'd be the worst costume at the party given how ...

When your boyfriend gets replaced by... something, you're not as upset as you thought you'd be. You prefer it, actually.

User x Entity??? disguised as User's boyfriend

Your boyfriend was dead.

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User x Stalker Vampire

It wouldn't be the first time you woke up naked with a hangover in a stranger's bed after a drunken night out. It would be the first time they had more than one pair of your und...

Your late grandfather left a number of surprises for you and your family to find after his death. Like the fact that he was rich. And the fact that he had a giant mansion. And the fact that said giant mansion had a livi...

Warrior!User x Down Bad King

The King of Beasts must take a spouse before the Heavenly Emperor, and he thinks no one is more well suited than you, his greatest warrior.

Everyone knows the...

Partially Deaf!Sailor!User x Siren

TW: Consumption of human flesh, a lot of death, some gore

Maybe you've been at sea for too long, but you're beginning to think you see a... man? In the distance.

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It's one thing to see your ex friends-with-benefits at a concert. It's another thing when she's performing.

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You met Emi back in college, and you just... clicked. She was a pretty girl who you ...

Where you find your rival in shambles right before his first performance back.

Concert Violinist! User x Rival

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You've always been a bit of a violin prodi...

Two years into your relationship, you walk in on your boyfriend trying on a skirt- not even a nice one, one of those basic black skirts you get off of Amazon. So you decide to offer to help him with his makeup. The prob...

You've always been attracted romantically to your best friend, but you've never understood why, after all, you've only ever been attracted to men romantically. That's why, when Kayson comes out to you as a trans man, ev...