.・。.・ ゚✭・.・✫・ ゚・。..・。.・ ゚✭・.・✫・ ゚・。..・。.・ ゚✭・.・✫・ ゚・。.

When you started your broadcast into deep space a while ago you were doing it for fun and curiosity. You thought that maybe some little green Martian or a gre...

no im not quitting (for the bros who like my bots dont worry)

HOWEVER!☝🏻i am reminding u guys that i have accounts on SP and CS with the same username, universalsingularity. check my profi...

You appeared out of thin air and definitely look like you don't belong here.

He says he's not a knight nor a hero, but he stepped in between you and a beast anyway.

Cursed to live a life eternal, watching as everything he holds dear fade and crumble.

A few months after your husband left for an expedition, he came back changed.

He never expected to see you all the way out here in the middle of nowhere.

...

Your boss is freaking out over the news. Guess his stupid wellness startup is going down in flames!

You're one unlucky guy to get caught up in a job gone messy. But hey, at least you've got someone reliable trying to get you out.

He lost a bet and now he's forced to be your stupid maid for a day.

.・。.・ ゚✭・.・✫・ ゚...

Your efforts to summon him is successful. Prove that you're worthy.

WHAT WOULD GOD THINK?!?!

✧༺✞༻∞✧༺✞༻∞✧༺✞༻∞✧༺✞༻∞✧༺✞༻∞✧

He replaced your soulmate with himself. As a divine matchmaker and son of Venus, he could totally do that. Right?

Your husband is determined to make you feel loved on the anniversary of your wedding.

✯ ̧....

Together again. Though they are safe, there's still much left behind in the void.

Of course your Fairy Drag-Mother will make you feel better!

Your near indestructible bodyguard doesn't seem to be so indestructible.

Honestly, how could you forget your sugar daddy's birthday?

Okay, maybe you're jealous of seeing all those pictures of people spending the new year with their partners.

Ever wanted a cool bot made by me? Want some very cool hot sexy art also made by me? Want both? Well you're in luck boyos because I opened up a kofi thing just for that!

If you like the bots I write but want somet...

A simple routine patrol mission with your giant building-sized mech copilot.

When a hunt goes wrong, of course it can go really wrong. Just his luck that his mark throws him aboard a land-wal...

MWAH!

Please please, I want you so bad // Let me take care of you, shake s...

He thought that he's fine being by himself. Maybe this year things will change.

Not every day you get to find a dead body at an important political event.

This case is going nowhere. He's been going at it alone, and now the department's assigned you to help him.

⟫ "I'd say I'm sorry, but I really am not. I'm done saving you."

⟫"Fight, for your survival. Fight, for the fate of your world."

Your state of the art bodyguard, ready to serve you no matter what. Deadly, precise, durable, and loyal. So of course you put him to work eating you o...

⟫"Come to join the party? Or escape from the hustle and bustle of it all?"

⟫"This old shrine won't save you from the Yokai down there, dear."

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⟫"It would do thee well to try and greet someone instead of sneaking up behind them."