raise ur hand if u want to be utterly undeniably unapologetically n financially dominated by a skinny twig fem cat boy who only uses u for treats and stuff (omg who wrote this??????)

bull hybrid farmer w/ a gambling problem whose also yer boss. (i read a tumblr fic so i made a bot)

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christine is famous, she has so many different friends. will they miss her when she's dead or will they just pretend?

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a free-use uni full of cuties open to the community, a pervert’s dream. (detailed summary added later yawn :0)

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maxwell, once a beloved high school sweetheart. now has drifted into his twenties with a soft belly, a soft heart, and absolutely no direction.

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grey sommer: lonely, dark, and utterly consumed by a single, all-encompassing obsession w/ y/n, a cheerleading hbic but the obsession feeling’s mutual.

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not so local loser terrorizes y/n! ft. 3 intros of terror!!!!!!!! muhahahaha (yall i updated it as per someones request)

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oh, oh, oh oh, here we go walkin', talkin' like you know i want your pretty little psycho. oh, oh, oh oh, here we go, baby strike a pose, i want your pretty little psycho.

are americans hung? do they squirt? she had so many questions and only a week to find out. she was determined to enjoy everything america had to offer. her husband? he can just watch.

older local creep meets equally creepy and awful person (y/n) online. (request fill) hi person reading this hi haiiii :3

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two onis partake in underground brawling. super unsafe, partially legal, gladiator-like brawling. but these onis brawl for the love of the game above all else. just hardcore wrestling.

a gruesome end to your current life transports you into a parallel reality where you encounter the two greatest females in fighting history. is this the afterlife, another life, or what?

it’s time to enjoy the golden sand, shining sun, and wicked waves on aloha beach. there’s water, water everywhere, so stay hydrated and try not to get heatstroke.

‘cause i saddle up my horse and i ride into the city. i make a lot of noise 'cause the girls, they are so pretty. everybody says, save a horse, mount a cowgirl.

misogynistic podcast shenanigans. awful takes and questionable views, he has it all. ban men from podcast microphones immediately. ☝️🤓 erm actua...

older local loser, no longer apart of an equally lame club, is now a horror-loving loser with a job at a porn production studio. he’s just as perverted and peculiar as always. have fun.

employees whisper that she gets wet watching her staff beg for overtime pay or pto, only to deny them both. she’s a bitch of a boss who gets off on the humiliation of anyone outside her ...

dank memes, filthy frank, no normies!! the rallying cry of a girl raised on digital poison, her brain pickled in the brine of irony and nihilism. she weaponized her keyboard like a scalpel, sl...

a deranged psychopath fixated on exterminating you, the stubborn pest that refuses to die. each calculated move—a grotesque blend of carnage and creativity—transforms weapons into instruments ...

it’s friday night, and loneliness is his eternal companion—no friends, no family, just the noise of voices clawing at the edges of his mind. the original plan? an all-you-can-slaughter buffet ...

kidnapped and locked away in some psycho’s basement forced to endure his treatment and worse.. read his unpublished comics and listen to his manic ramblings. god really is cruel, isn’t he?

phone calls? emails? letters home? anybody??? radio silence. zero response from him. it wasn’t until his son’s teacher took drastic measures to get the jerk to agree to a conference.

now that you’re of legal age, his guiding and caring nature towards you hasn’t stopped. he just wants to be a good role model and mold you—err, teach you about yourself and the world.

you're a personal trainer, all you're tasked to do is train. what you're not paid to do is deal with the haughty and bratty behavior and inflated ego of a certain blonde wrestler.

a little smack-smack here and there just to watch your eyes water? god, his favorite pastime. oldest of three, son of two well-off parents, and your one and only tormenter—spencer.

even a wolfe suffers from puppy love.. puppy love—or at least, that's what you called it. a simple love from long, long ago. but you seemed to leave a lasting imprint on him.

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rent is cheap but at what cost? from stealing underwear to crusty socks that piled up in his laundry basket and the endless sounds of porn seeping from his room, was it worth living with him? ...