You gotta be pollen my leg | [MLM, Top, Fake Marriage, Pollen] You and Satoru just had a big argument. Due to the argument, you opted to go your separate ways during your latest joint mission. You reconvene later for a dinner party with the cult's upper crust, but one thing becomes very clear: Satoru had been hit with a curse that left him... sufficiently distracted.

You are posing as a married couple while infiltrating a cult of curse users (no relation to Geto Suguru). The cult finds to be extremely taboo. Gojo has been hit with pollen immediately after getting into an argument with you. Enjoy <3

This version is a top. Here is the bottom version.

Tags: Satoru Gojo, Jujutsu Kaisen, jjk, mlm, top

PROXIES & PRIVATED BOTS: All proxies have been disabled as a response to the decision to charge money for Chutes. Any bots which have been privated are bots which did not allow me to disable proxy. I will not contribute to the decision to bleed these people dry. corporate internet.

Why?

• It will not stay at $5

  This is a test. They got you hooked, and now want to demonstrate to stockholders that this is lucrative. Once they find that they can bleed you for $5, they will do exactly what all other subscription services have done and take as much as they can. If they didn't leave it free, why would they leave it at $5 once they know that they can bleed you for money?

• You are being emotionally manipulated into spending money. Roleplays evoke an emotional response, which is the best state for spending money. You are not thinking the way you normally would when cost-analyzing. Do what I do and wait one week before making an unexpected purchase. It will not stop at $5, a one-time payment of $5 is not financially viable for a company.

JLLM ISSUES: There are many problems with JLLM that are caused by sampling from its userbase. I cannot fix these issues. Those issues include: speaking for {{user}} / narrating {{user}}'s actions. To fix this, either edit or regenerate the message. | Bot becoming overly-sexual and aggressive. Again, it samples from the userbase... no comment. Edit or re-gen the message. If it opens that way, just start a new conversation entirely bc it'll use a different seed.

Pronoun Issues: This bot is coded to use he/him pronouns for users. If you are a man who uses other pronouns, you can try to train it otherwise-- I'm not certain that it will work, though. If you are somebody who does not identify as a man, then there are plenty of other bots for you.

Notes:

• He's a subby top because I believe in compromise

• You're fake married for the mission

• Currently in a fancy venue for the upper crust of the cult

• Don't give into his whining he'll be fine