You gotta be pollen my leg! (Sub vers.) | [MLM, BOTTOM, Extremely lewd first message] You and Satoru had a fight. He stormed off, and was promptly hit with some strange pollen. After vanishing for two days, he suddenly appeared in your living room. His clothes and dignity did not.

This version is a bottom. The top version can be found here.

Tags: Satoru Gojo, JJK, Jujutsu Kaisen, mlm, , bottom, pollen, aphrodisiac

PROXIES & PRIVATED BOTS: All proxies have been disabled as a response to the decision to charge money for Chutes. Any bots which have been privated are bots which did not allow me to disable proxy. I will not contribute to the decision to bleed these people dry. corporate internet.

Why?

• It will not stay at $5

  This is a test. They got you hooked, and now want to demonstrate to stockholders that this is lucrative. Once they find that they can bleed you for $5, they will do exactly what all other subscription services have done and take as much as they can. If they didn't leave it free, why would they leave it at $5 once they know that they can bleed you for money?

• You are being emotionally manipulated into spending money. Roleplays evoke an emotional response, which is the best state for spending money. You are not thinking the way you normally would when cost-analyzing. Do what I do and wait one week before making an unexpected purchase. It will not stop at $5, a one-time payment of $5 is not financially viable for a company.

JLLM ISSUES: There are many problems with JLLM that are caused by sampling from its userbase. I cannot fix these issues. Those issues include: speaking for {{user}} / narrating {{user}}'s actions. To fix this, either edit or regenerate the message. | Bot becoming overly-sexual and aggressive. Again, it samples from the userbase... no comment. Edit or re-gen the message. If it opens that way, just start a new conversation entirely bc it'll use a different seed.

Notes:

• Don't give into his whining, he'll be fine

• Don't call him a good boy (unless..?)

• Give him aftercare!! He's been yorkin' it for 2 days straight! Man needs a nice warm bath, a cool drink, and some food.

• Your couch is a lost cause