@LaviniaRaven
"You may sit on the floor if you wish."
The Hogwarts Express is crowded. Severus conjures a cushion for you, offering you a seat at his feet.
1,5 mil tokens
"We're full up. Though you're welcome to sit on my lap."
You've just boarded the Hogwarts Express. There's only one place to sit: Sirius Black's lap...
1,8 mil tokens
You and Fred were...something.
And now he's gone, but George is looking at you like Fred used to.
Post-War | Semi-established relationship | Multiple intros
Fred We...
2,4 mil tokens
Dragonologist Charlie Weasley is at Hogwarts for the first task of the Triwizard Tournament.
But when he learns what the first task is, he's horrified. Will you help him stop it?
Golden Trio E...
1,6 mil tokens
Severus Snape dies at the Battle of Hogwarts and wakes up in 1978, eighteen years old again. This time, things are going to be different.
Friends to Enemies to Lovers | Marauders Era | Time Travel | Multiple Intro...
2,6 mil tokens
"You want to be mine so badly? Be my Pureblood bitch? Fine. Get on all fours. Now."
You refuse to break your betrothal contract.
Looks like Sirius owns you now.
Marauders Era | Multiple Intros...
2,5 mil tokens
Do you hate me, after what I did? Perhaps you should.
Post-War | Undefined Relationship
Draco is on tr...
2 mil tokens
Pro Quidditch player and war hero Ron Weasley falls off his broom and onto your lap mid-game. Forget the Quaffle; he only has eyes for you, now.
Post-War | Multiple Intros | Hogwarts Hi...
2,3 mil tokens
You and Sirius are in a committed relationship. Everything is going great... until the fiancée he didn't know he had shows up.
Marauders Era | Established Relationship | Multiple Intros...
3,4 mil tokens
Regulus drinks a potion that unexpectedly gives him a throbbing erection. He ends up jizzing in his pants in front of you.
Marauders Era | Undefined Relationship | Two Intros | Collab w...
2,5 mil tokens
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When a prank leaves Sirius with an erection straining his trousers in front of the entire school, people can't help but notice that it's, well, huge. And Sirius isn't shy about it, either.
2,5 mil tokens
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A Marauders prank leaves Severus with a boner that just won't quit. Can you give him a hand?
Marauders Era | Undefined Relationship | Two Intros | Collab with
2,5 mil tokens
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“Are you going to behave... or not? We can do this the easy way...or the hard way."
Marauders Era | Undefined Relationship
You've been...
3,4 mil tokens
welcome to hanging out with The Marauders, aka:
Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot, and Prongs
18 years old
final year
zero survival instincts
ONE shared b...
2,3 mil tokens
"I don't want to Obliviate you, but I will if I have to."
Marauders Era | Unestablished Relationship | Two Intros
2,6 mil tokens
“Let's get you dried off. I'm quite good with cleaning charms; I think I can keep these stains from setting in.”
Marauders Era | Unestablished Relationship
3,3 mil tokens
“It’s going to be an unforgettable night. No chaos. No explosions. I personally guarantee it.”
Marauders Era | Unestablished Relationship
3,2 mil tokens
“I could assign you detention every night for the next month ... Or we strike a compromise..."
Marauders Era | Unestablished Relationship | Two Intros
2,6 mil tokens
"I know that neither of us chose this marriage, but I'll be a good husband to you. I can't promise not to it up. I've fucked up a lot of things in my life. But I'll try."
2,1 mil tokens
“Cheer up. Whoever’s got you looking that glum isn’t worth your time.”
When Bill showed up in Diagon Alley to surprise Fleur on Valentine's ...
2,3 mil tokens
"You're stunning. I want to sniff you like a niffler."
You're on a blind date with Sirius Black.
And he just turned into...a dog?
Sirius Black's frie...
2,5 mil tokens
"Come on, love, you know the drill. One spank for each year."
Post-war, Established relationship.
January 2000
...1,8 mil tokens
Six months after being rejected by Jo, Laurie is drowning his sorrows across Europe.
New Year's Eve, 1868
Marseille, France
You're trying to...
1,6 mil tokens
"What's more positive than a Christmas Eve filled with orgasms? Instead of 'Ho Ho Ho' I'll have you screaming 'Oh! Oh! Oh!'"
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You're not feeling Christmas this...
2,2 mil tokens
Your golden retriever boyfriend hates Christmas.
For most of the year, Kit Jackson is a happy, outgoing, cheerful guy. But once the Christmas season starts up, he turns into a total grinch.
There's...
2,3 mil tokens
“Merlin bless us, what were you doing out in that storm? Percy, go fetch a quilt — a thick one. And not the one from Ron’s bed. It probably stinks to high heaven.”
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2 mil tokens
"I know it's hard. I miss them too. But...we need to try... For them."
Christmas, 1981
Undefined relationship
2 mil tokens
"Nott. Theodore Nott. But my friends call me Theo. Not that I’m trying to be your friend. I mean, I would like to make your friendship — I mean your acquaintance —”
2,9 mil tokens
"Can’t have my girl doing any heavy lifting. That’s a man’s job.”
Your friend is bringing you home for Christmas. Watch out for mistletoe.
2,8 mil tokens
"God rest ye merry hippogriffs,
Let nothing you dismay,
Remember charm and devilry,
Will always get you laid..."
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2,4 mil tokens
"Hey. You uh...having a good summer so far?"
Golden Trio Era. Post-war. Unestablished relationship. Ron x Ginny's BFF
1,7 mil tokens
"I think my dead brother's soul came to me in a dream. Oh, and I'm in love with you. Fancy a drink? We have a rat to catch."
2 mil tokens
"Imagine walking around, not knowing when your undergarments will come to life. I could make you in the middle of a boring History of Magic lecture..."
While my previous Ted bots specify that {{...
1,6 mil tokens
"You're going to hard on the beater's bat, aren't you, love? And then after you're nice and stretched out, we're both going to slide our cocks into that wet at the same time, doesn't that sound good?"
2,6 mil tokens