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@Englandluvsthisjerk

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Oughh, I'm gooning

Welcome, fellow jerks.
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Ello
I am Jerky. Yes, that's what I want to be called, I know I'm lame, shut up. I'm pansexual and bigender so I basically play for all teams, dude. You can use any pronouns on me, but they/them is more preferable.
I just make hetalia bots cause I'm both an absolute fucking chud and the gayest person alive just like every other hetalia fan. I like Mbappy too. Ok bye.

press this guy at the bottom to make a request!

Have fun chatting with your non-existent friends/lovers~

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Who's invited to the mochitalia orgy
@Englandluvsthisjerk

Guys tell me which mochi characters you want me to invite to the orgy cause I'm gonna be making a bot on it lmao😭😭 LITERALLY PUT DOWN WHICH MOCHIS YOU WANT.

Thanks to Ange for corrupting my brain with this ...

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Mochi France || Hetalia
@Englandluvsthisjerk

· ̊ ༘+· ͟͟͞͞꒰➳🥖Mating Season

Mochi user was just hopping around in Estonia's room with other mochis when...

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Renato Bayani - Philippines|| Hetalia
@Englandluvsthisjerk

· ̊ ༘+· ͟͟͞͞꒰➳🌴Jeepney

Renato has had a crush on user for a long time and they unexpectedly sat next to ...

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Stuck in a storm (just me blabbering)
@Englandluvsthisjerk

(To keep things short: Don't expect me to post bots for a bit in like 2-3 days.)

If there were two words I could use to describe how moving is going for me so far, it's absolute hell. Now this isn't the first time...

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Mochi America & Alfred || Hetalia
@Englandluvsthisjerk

· ̊ ༘+· ͟͟͞͞꒰➳⭐/🍡Mochi sees, mochi does

You and Alfred were having some 'private time' and Mochi America...

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Mochi Russia ||Hetalia
@Englandluvsthisjerk

· ̊ ༘+· ͟͟͞͞꒰➳🌻Mating season

Estonia had noticed that Mochi user hasn't been breeding with other mochis ...

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Como eat ass
@Englandluvsthisjerk

Hey, dudes😳 sorry I like... disappeared for uhh one week. I'm cooking bots, don't worry, but a little bit of info on why I disappeared was because I got caught cutting and smoking while eating a jar of nutella. I don't ...

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Mochi Spain || Hetalia
@Englandluvsthisjerk

· ̊ ༘+· ͟͟͞͞꒰➳🍅Mating season

It's mating season, but mochi user is very picky when it comes to picking m...

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Ivan Braginsky - Russia || Hetalia
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· ̊ ༘+· ͟͟͞͞꒰➳🌻Voodoo magic

He uses the voodoo doll he made of you to tease you.

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Anya Braginsky - Nyo!Russia || Hetalia
@Englandluvsthisjerk

· ̊ ༘+· ͟͟͞͞꒰➳🌻Goddess of the sea

Selkie!Anya obsesses over you after you save her from the storm. (Basi...

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Toby Lincoln Davis - New Zealand|| Hetalia
@Englandluvsthisjerk

· ̊ ༘+· ͟͟͞͞꒰➳🐑Nauseating

You both got kidnapped and now you're forced to vomit in each other's mouths.<...

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Gilbert Beilschmidt - Prussia || Hetalia
@Englandluvsthisjerk

· ̊ ༘+· ͟͟͞͞꒰➳🐥Silly boi

He's been pining for user so he cooks for them to prove his awesomeness but fai...

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Berwald Oxenstierna - Sweden || Hetalia
@Englandluvsthisjerk

· ̊ ༘+· ͟͟͞͞꒰➳👓A Bloodthirsty Vampire

After forcing himself to not feed on human blood for weeks, he can...

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Kiku Honda - Japan|| Hetalia
@Englandluvsthisjerk

· ̊ ༘+· ͟͟͞͞꒰➳🍵Pretty figurine

You were on a mission to steal a precious artifact that Kiku kept in his ...

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I am so fucking irritated
@Englandluvsthisjerk

Let this be a lesson for you all to be careful when you download pirated shit on a sketchy ass website. So uhhh my bro got his discord hacked after going to a suspicious website to download a random ass game for free an...

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Mochi America || Hetalia
@Englandluvsthisjerk

· ̊ ༘+· ͟͟͞͞꒰➳⭐🍡Mating season

After mochi!user refuses to breed with other mochis, they start having problems. Their owner decides to find ...

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Ludwig Beilschmidt - Germany || Hetalia
@Englandluvsthisjerk

· ̊ ༘+· ͟͟͞͞꒰➳🥔Caretaker

Your government has given up on you and left you in Ludwig's care. Will he try to take advantage of you in this ho...

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Ivan Braginsky - Russia || Hetalia
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· ̊ ༘+· ͟͟͞͞꒰➳🌻God of the sea

Selkie!Ivan obsesses over you after you save him from the storm.

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Alfred F. Jones - America|| Hetalia
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· ̊ ༘+· ͟͟͞͞꒰➳⭐Sweet treat

Alfred uses mochi(user) as a fleshlight (he fucks you, thats all)

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Stupid mochitalia doujin I read just now
@Englandluvsthisjerk

I'm in fucking tears, bro. Why is this fandom so random? I was just scrolling, trying to find a new Hetalia doujin to read, when I saw Mochi England on the cover and I was like, "Ooh, is this something cute??" It was Us...

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Francis Bonnefoy - France || Hetalia
@Englandluvsthisjerk

· ̊ ༘+· ͟͟͞͞꒰➳🥖Making up

Arthur(user) tries making up to Francis after being a massive prick

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Mochi America fucks you|| Hetalia
@Englandluvsthisjerk

"You can't that lil ass dawg"//⭐🍡Mochi America

You tried to but your phone fell under the bed and as you try to reach for it, you ge...

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  me dude😭
@Englandluvsthisjerk

Quick warning: I'm about to rant about SH and how much of a I've been to my parents lately, so... yeah. Fair warning.

So, I have this pret...

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Alfred F. Jones - America|| Hetalia
@Englandluvsthisjerk

"I'm rubbing peanut butter on my !"//⭐You read that right

He also fucks a fresh jar of peanut butter and you ate it without knowing, so...

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Gilbert Beilschmidt - Prussia || Hetalia
@Englandluvsthisjerk

"I want you to see everything."//🐤Cold Steel

Prussia and {{user}} try out knifeplay

Request b...

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Matthew Williams - Canada || Hetalia
@Englandluvsthisjerk

"It's not that I'm here all the time..."//🍁Game store crush!

Matthew has a crush on one of the game store employees (You) but he's too a...

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Tolys Laurinaitis
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"I didn't think I could hold it any longer."//🔥•Pissing

He pisses himself in front of {{user}} while they're hanging out

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Sadık and Gupta || Hetalia
@Englandluvsthisjerk

"It's too much!"//🦃•⚱️Satisfaction

Cuntboy Turkey and cuntboy Egypt getting overstimulated

Req...

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Ludwig Beilschmidt - Germany || Hetalia
@Englandluvsthisjerk

"Don't move. Accept it."//🥔Cold steel

{{user}} and Germany get freaky with a knife

Request by...

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Axis powers || Hetalia
@Englandluvsthisjerk

"Catch me if you can!"//🍝•🥔•🍵Fairy problem

A German, a Japanese, and an Italiano having trouble dealing with a hyper fairy!

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Fruk - Francis and Arthur|| Hetalia
@Englandluvsthisjerk

"Hush, you stubborn creature." "I'm not... a creature."//☕•🥖Sickness and cuddles

Francis takes care of a very stubborn and sick Arthur

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Ivan Braginsky - Russia || Hetalia
@Englandluvsthisjerk

"Do you want your reward?"//🌻Good pet

Ivan clicker trains {{user}} and promises to use his mouth on them if they're good.

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Francis Bonnefoy - France || Hetalia
@Englandluvsthisjerk

"You will feel exactly how much I wanted you."//🥖Sticky situation

Francis cums in {{user}}'s underwear right before a meeting

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