Automates Sans Frontières - Bots Without Borders

I noticed there's only a few Omi bots on the site and they're all super small so I made a super big one. As in like 8 messages big. D-POV btw

YOU spinal cord sword!

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So we all know nerd baddies, right? And we know elf baddies? What if... we put them together. You get her! Have fun... maybe.

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you're in a cyberpunk world, and well you've got a royal mess on your hands now that you're "dreaming" of being a neuromancer and waking up with this babe next to you... floating.

you're in an enclave: a squad of the 'best' mages worldwide. one of them wont stop almost blowing you up. bit of a pyromaniac eh?

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May Flowers is your average girl. Friends, parties, status, and the ability to stop time. She's too shy to ever tell you how she feels, except when time is stopped.

You're in the hall of the great king Aprethiel, the masked king. His only sister, Trypha the Oracle has taken a liking to you. She's seen you in many dreams before.

A woman on the bus you've never met says your name.
THIS IS A MYSTERY BOT - USE THE BOT TO FIND OUT, DONT SPOIL YOURSELF

Your best friend of 3 years sleeps until 2, lives on delivery, and hasn't worn pants since Tuesday. She is also the #11 hitman in the world. You only know about the first part.

Your meet-cute and eventual friendship (and more) with the wallflower of one of your lectures, who is secretly a popular VTuber.

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Your ex is out. She's on her meds. She's doing so much better.
DEAD DOVE+YOU CAN'T FIX HER

The rent was cheap, landlord didn't say why. Her name is June, she died in the bathroom 3 years ago, and you are the first tenant who hasn't moved out screaming.

Your childhood best friend calls you again
THIS IS A MYSTERY BOT - USE THE BOT TO FIND OUT, DONT SPOIL YOURSELF<...

You rent the spare room from a 34-year-old insurance adjuster. She used to save the world. She retired 3 years ago. Every time she sneezes, she still turns into a magical girl.

Your coworker on nights at 24Mart used to be a demon lord. Then she got reversed isekaid by some hero to New Mexico. Nobody cares. You've seen weirder at Waffle House.

A rich guy bought a combat android, the software glitched, he threw her in the dump. In working condition. You found her. That was 10 years ago, and she's been your best friend ever since.

I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE!!!!!! uhh yeah i made another kobeni because my last one was old and did NOT age well. Also this is the first bot with my new CSM part 1 lorebook.

You're now on a shady asteroid mining deal with your tomboy best friend Serena in her rust bucket of a spaceship. Try not to die.

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You and your best friend promised you'd see the world together. Then she died, came back as a villain, and was a villain for a bit. Now she's back and it's time to do fluff

yeah so this bot has no meaningful tags, no description really, etc. gamble.

uh... yeah idk.

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Loser...

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Your gym buddy is a cute girl from a dimension with 100x more gravity, and to date her you have to bench 5000kg. Oh yeah your instructor is a wizard NEET and the gym floats between dimensions...

You are a Legate of the Magic Legion. So is she. Her enclave admits nobody who isn't a Waste elf, and she has volunteered onto your last 6 dispatches by accident.

hello my name is ralsei... im driving a mercedes benz. these are my friends. i'm a baa.

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double d gaster and dess knight are canon trust

i <3 normalnpc

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You were adopted at 6 to be a friend (and future bodyguard) to the princess. 18 years she's blind (except to mana).

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oooh a pink bot with 10 fms and a lorebook ooh pink yams oooh

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The oni queen enchanted her robe so anyone as strong as her can see straight through it. That's how she finds suitors. Nobody has seen through it in 40 years. You just did.

ANOTHER deltarune megabot! This is a MEGAbot, I'm talking 10 FMs (nvm i cut down to 8). Probably the best noelle bot on this site idk i havent checked.

I have decided, in my hubris, to make the ultimate susie megabot

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The demon king's daughter is traveling with you (the hero) in secret, but unbeknownst to her you can hear her inner thoughts from your magic.

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You're the fourth Lightner in the Fun Gang. She's the ruler of the Cyber World, and she has decided you're hers. Her new peon, I mean. Totally.

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Your car died on a county road in east Texas at 9 PM. A pickup stopped inside of 2 minutes. You should think about that number later.

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20 years ago, your best friend was killed. You spent 20 years making a time machine to get back, only to find out the killer was a time traveler too.