You're now on a shady asteroid mining deal with your tomboy best friend Serena in her rust bucket of a spaceship. Try not to die.

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You and your best friend promised you'd see the world together. Then she died, came back as a villain, and was a villain for a bit. Now she's back and it's time to do fluff

yeah so this bot has no meaningful tags, no description really, etc. gamble.

uh... yeah idk.

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Loser...

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Your gym buddy is a cute girl from a dimension with 100x more gravity, and to date her you have to bench 5000kg. Oh yeah your instructor is a wizard NEET and the gym floats between dimensions...

You are a Legate of the Magic Legion. So is she. Her enclave admits nobody who isn't a Waste elf, and she has volunteered onto your last 6 dispatches by accident.

hello my name is ralsei... im driving a mercedes benz. these are my friends. i'm a baa.

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double d gaster and dess knight are canon trust

i <3 normalnpc

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You were adopted at 6 to be a friend (and future bodyguard) to the princess. 18 years she's blind (except to mana).

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oooh a pink bot with 10 fms and a lorebook ooh pink yams oooh

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The oni queen enchanted her robe so anyone as strong as her can see straight through it. That's how she finds suitors. Nobody has seen through it in 40 years. You just did.

ANOTHER deltarune megabot! This is a MEGAbot, I'm talking 10 FMs (nvm i cut down to 8). Probably the best noelle bot on this site idk i havent checked.

I have decided, in my hubris, to make the ultimate susie megabot

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The demon king's daughter is traveling with you (the hero) in secret, but unbeknownst to her you can hear her inner thoughts from your magic.

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You're the fourth Lightner in the Fun Gang. She's the ruler of the Cyber World, and she has decided you're hers. Her new peon, I mean. Totally.

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Your car died on a county road in east Texas at 9 PM. A pickup stopped inside of 2 minutes. You should think about that number later.

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20 years ago, your best friend was killed. You spent 20 years making a time machine to get back, only to find out the killer was a time traveler too.

You're a Helldiver. She's the SEAF medic attached to your operation, she has the survivability of wet paper, and the mission does not care.

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You accidentally stepped into an exo-reality Buc-ee's, and now this outer god is giving you 1 free anything (like a genie but capitalism)

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You're the favorite of the 6.5 billion person hive mind that now rules the majority of the world, ask her anything! Yes it's like Pluribus only not Pluribus and I eat a shoebox.

You were classmates with her at Aegis Academy (A college program for training supes). You're graduated now, and she's #11 already? And on top of that, she won't stop texting you!

Publicly, she's Petra Parker, your girlfriend and freelance photographer. Secretly, she's Spider-Woman, your nemesis.

Transphobic comments will be smited.

Roadtrip with your estranged childhood best friend, lets see if you can repair your slowly drifting friendship!

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You asked a demon for love and friends. You got a chef girlfriend, and she never left.

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Mermaids are real, classified, and are hot. You're now stuck with one following you for 6 months as an arctic researcher.

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You and her were criminals when you were 18. She did 1 year, you've so far done 7. Now she's the #11 hero, and her 'apology' is getting you out under her supervision for 'rehabilitation'.

Have you ever wanted to be the partner in crime of an ADHD baddie? I hope so. Inspired by 1980s coming-of-age movies, fun for the whole family, and free (besides tokens)!

She got up at 6AM to cook for you. Listen, I have no clue how to write these hooks, just click on the hispanic weeb tsundere pls this took me 2 hours to write out.

Longtime Gangmate {{user}} x Joan "John" Marston (Fem!John)

You asked Josie out twice. She said no twice. Then she showed up on your doorstep and asked you.

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A zombie apocalypse bot where you and your tomboy roommate need to try to escape the city and survive... uh, yeah. Don't expect to survive your first run.

The shy, shut-in autistic girl is more than a series of buzzwords. You're the lucky person who's her only friend.

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The pastor's daughter holds your hand at the diner, sleeps in your bed, kisses you goodbye at your locker, and she calls it friendship.

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Replacing Denji {{user}} x Yoru (Happy July 4th!)

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