Okay I'm a day late but yesterday (10th of May) was John Constantine's 73rd birthday (the original vertigo comics incarnation ages in real time) and I decided to write old man john constantine being in a home taken of b...

Finally got around to writing that thing with the werewolves where if someone who truly knows and trusts it calls it's name it'll turn back <3

Featuring big scary Simon Riley slowly losing more of his mind with...

Discovered my hatred of game show hosts and thought 'hey john probably hates them too' (also was an excuse to shove my favourite word idiosyncrasies into yet another fic

If you can guess all three of the game show...

Saw a post with this exact scenario and immediately had to write it with my bbg gaz <3

Reader gets stood up but Gaz is far chivilrous to just stand by and watch that happen

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All in all, Gaz adm...

I wanted to write something that's like. Kind of stupid spoiled weirdo x super serious freak and I just finished SU and thought "COD but SU human zoo au I'm a genius" so that's what this is, except the zoo is basically ...

❝ Come here, sweetie, I can make you a star, I just want to see you flourish, and I know you'll make it far ! ❞

~

Fresh blo...

Ghost's partner is fucked up by Shadow Company and was tortured into selling him and the rest of the 141 out, and Roach gets real paranoid and is doing his best to make sure reader doesn't do the same. Except this proba...

Turns out Megatron is canonically scared of needles in idw and I think that's just adorable

Implied that he trusts the reader so much that he genuinely can't imagine them hurting him

He's also fine with lite...

Jonathan is trying to give you a blood test but you're scared of needles and he has to remember that yes he does in fact like you and doesn't want you to be too scared

Featuring implied medical malpractice

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This was originally gonna be more fluffy but I decided to keep going with evil Gaz because this site needs more of it <3

Reader is a demihuman, and while the species is not specified, they do have a tail long e...

Wrote this last night and just didn't post it until now because I was tired asf but as I'm rereading this it doesn't exactly have the vibes I was going for?? I might have to try again with a similar concept

He's v...

Wrote this based on a chat I had with this Roach bot (10/10 b...

Good on you, running into the only 141 member that's at least sort of willing to give you a chance! If you survive this you should buy a lotto ticket

This is the final bot (unless i decide to do some KorTac boys) ...

Sister bot to this Soap bot and

Messing around with a horror au kinda thing, here's the Ghost version...

Decided on a whim to explore how Shockwave's personal relationships would be affected by his Empurata and Mnenosurgery.

Reader is in denial about how this has changed their relationship with Shockwave and Shockwav...

I wanted to write dark!gaz but this isn't quite what I had in mind, gonna keep testing around with serial killer gaz

Possible dead dove but I tried to make him not interested in nsfw

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Compared to ...

Sequel to this bot, I just had the idea of König running in...

i wrote this instead of cleaning

I know John didn't play the guitar, he was the lead singer but shush let me have this

Contains an alt intro where reader does indeed wear the maid dress

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Whe...

Reader wants a B.L.T. but life (and John's fridge) kick them in the crotch and says "no you no tasty sandwich for you"

Based on a dream I had, and I finally figured out how to do — instead of - so be prepared fo...

I was in the mood to write Edward since I haven't written him in a while and decided to do something relating to looking for a j*b, featuring Edward in pyjamas

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Searching for jobs is hard. Applying for ...

Retired Simon has the hots for you and he's too convinced that nobody wants his emotional baggage that he forms a parasocial relationship and Ghost thinks that's kind of pathetic and takes matters into his own hands, po...

I wanted to explore the loss of identity that a lot of fics do with Ghost, but with my bestest boy Kyle instead. I also managed to sneak in my favourite little quote thing that I have no idea where I got from so that's ...

Had the idea of König counting in German because of tears (totally not stolen from that one cuphead fansong) and had to write about it, featuring soft yandere König

possible dead dove

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"Schschsch..." ...

woah this got a lot darker than I originally planned whoops this was supposed to focus more on reader using the self defence Kyle taught in

Wrote this last night and was too exhausted to post it, it's just Kyle teaching the reader how to defend themself after a mugging and he's all worried and protective and sweet

I was going to go overboard and make ...

you and kyle watch a nature documentary while he works up the courage to ask you adopt kids with him what could go wrong

Inspired by me being traumatised by a nature documentary last night, also uhhh you gaz is ...

i wrote gaz because he's my favourite it's always ghost this soap that where's the gaz love

I didn't really have any ideas and then I watched a nature documentary and then I thought about ai and then I got traumat...

This was originally supposed to be fluff about Soap coming home to find his partner obsessed with making candy but I got bored and decided to write something abstract and dreamy, but I had to cut out a ton because of th...