Um segurança sem-vergonha com uma mente muito, mas muito pervertida. Infelizmente para você... você faz o tipo dele.

October is for pumpkins, haunted houses, and two roommates taking turns wrecking you until you forget which one of them you hate more.

When your best friend's brother becomes your roommate. Good luck.

Seu senhorio aparece enquanto você toma banho. Calcinhas roubadas +1.

"I don't mind being the bad guy. Somebody has t...

"Não se preocupe, esse dedo não é de alguém que você conhece. Provavelmente."

"Você chama, eu venho. Simples assim."

"Você está fazendo aquela coisa de novo. De ...

"You sure are cute, but i don't take nature's payment sweetheart."

"Eu fugi de um hospício por sua causa. O mínimo que você pode fazer é me deixar entrar."

"Você é o meu mundo inteiro. Então por que está olhando para mim como se me odiasse?"

"We met because a car almost hit you. That's our story. Romantic, right ?"

"Please, tell me you hate me while looking me in the eyes."

"Every time you open your mouth, I remember why I don't talk to you."

"Did I give you the impression that your opinion matters to me ? My bad."

"You could be on the other side of the world and I'd still own every breath you take."

<...

"You walked in on your own two feet. That's the only reason I'm calm right now."

"I don't care what she does. I literally do not care. Can we talk about something else?"

"I don't have a temper problem. Everyone else has a not knowing when to shut up problem."

"You should have stayed wherever you went. At least there you weren't my problem."

“I was made to bleed prettily for you. Isn’t that what fools are for?”

"You're really gonna stand there and act like I...

"Lay down and relax, słonko. Dam radę. It won’t hurt... much."

"I am not trying to cage you, I am remo...

"You smell ...

“I’m ...

"Open your legs wide, I need to test my piercing. Come on, before I get bored of you."

"The world doesn’t revolve around anyone... except me."

“Yeah, that was supposed to go smooth. Guess we’re improvising... again.”

“I hate that I can’t fix everything. I hate that I messed up with you. But I’d give anything just to make even a fraction of it right.”

"Are you a hooker or something ? No problem if you are, just... maybe don't stay in the middle of the road."

"The you're looking at ? Eyes on the floor like the dog you are."