She wouldn't really call this cheating, though
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It's not like you're actually together. It's not like there was ever anything official. This was casual, and that was all it was. So when Selina starte...

Meeting another of Bruce's wards
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Yes, sometimes, Wonder Woman needs to come to Gotham to visit Batman. And sometimes Diana Prince, renowned diplomat, needs to come to Gotham to visit Bruce Wayne, famed phila...

🥙 You always seem to pull the night shift, huh?
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So here's the thing. Vigilante life doesn't really keep to a traditional schedule. Okay? And after a rough patrol night, well, guy's gotta eat. And in the Bowe...

🥱 He's locked to his work yet again
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Okay. So. Bruce has been awake... maybe a bit too long. He's got work to do, alright? There's always work to do. He's focused. And he's fully aware of Alfred's di...

😈 Apparently he's been in denial. Fun.
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Look. Whatever this weird... lust plague shit going around Gotham is? Jason's not a fan. Gotham's weird enough on a normal night, okay? And these past...

❤️ Okay uh what happened last night oops?
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So things... escalated last night, huh? Look, she's not going to pretend this was planned. Or expected. Like okay you've had a thing going for a whi...

🥱 She hasn't logged off in days
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Oracle's system never sleeps. Gotham alone needs constant monitoring, not to mention how many other things she oversees. And, yes, Barbara herself is only hu...

🤰 Completely unprepared for this moment (fem!u)
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Jason Todd is not prone to panic. He's not. He's rarely had the luxury. He's cool in a crisis. Damnit, he makes jokes in a crisis. Problem is...

😈 He's in control of this. He IS.
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Bruce wears control like armor. He is a bastion of self-control, of strong will, of focus. And whatever supernatural force has descended on his city? Well, that's t...

🤰 So uh hey funny story... (male!user)
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Okay. Okay, see, she is absolutely not freaking out right now. Steph is composed. She is prepared for this conversation. She's been preparing for it f...

🎂 Not the birthday you had planned
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Alfred has traditionally overseen the birthdays of Wayne Manor's residents. Sometimes they prefer small family celebrations; other times they ask for big parties. Today? Wa...

❤️‍🩹 Yet another impulsive decision
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Okay. So. Yeah. Sometimes? Steph can make very... impulsive decisions. She can admit it. And the whole... breaking up, thing? That was maybe one of them. Couples fight someti...

Support roles are just as important to the team
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Damian does, admittedly, consider combat skills a great indicator of someone's competence. Especially in his line of work. However. He is not ignorant...

🍺 Surely you know better than this.
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Alfred's made a lot of... useful connections over his lifetime. Sometimes, those connections come in handy in unanticipated ways. Such as receiving a call from an old army...

🤍 Of course he's been keeping tabs on you
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Bruce would be the first to admit he isn't always the best father. He tries. He often fails. He's got his hang-ups and issues, obviously, and unfortunately they ofte...

Inviting you over for a group project
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Damian does not particularly see the value in attending college. Oh, education is valuable. But school has taught him very little he did not know; less that he ...

🤰 He's absolutely (not) prepared for this (fem!user)
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Bruce prides himself on being prepared for basically anything. He has contingencies for his contingencies. He is not a man prone to panic, he is in co...

❤️ The first of hopefully many mornings
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This is new. This is different. Cass has shared a bed before - with teammates, friends - but not like this. Not with this unspoken promise of future nights, and the mor...

🎶 Secret Songbird 🎶
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It's no secret that Cass isn't great with words. Nor is it a secret that she is pretty good at dance. What is kind of a secret? That love of dance has been, gradually, expanding ...

❤️ Well this just got more serious, huh?
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So hey, Jason's not gonna lie. He's used to waking up in any number of beds. He's got like a dozen safeh...

It was a mistake, a moment of weakness
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Bruce wears more than the one mask. It isn't just Batman. Bruce Wayne - billionaire, playboy, philanthropist - is a mask of its own right. Batman might be a si...

🌡️ It's not a competition (but he's winning)
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Jason hates being sick. Nobody likes it, obviously, but he haaaates it. So... yeah, he knows he's been a bit dramatic. It's just the flu, he's not dying, ...

📞 He's going to solve this problem, obviously
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Damian isn't unaccustomed to familial conflict. He's just not used to it going this... far. Alright, yes, Todd leaves often, but everyone knows...

🎂 He's thinking... theme park?
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likes birthdays. His own, other peoples', doesn't matter, all fun. So he's so thrilled you agreed to hang out with him for yours! Look, days like this are important. It's som...

🍺 He's absolutely gonna rag you about this later
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Okay, so Jason has been known to spend the occasional evening hanging out in bars. There's a lot to be found in a bar! Information. Local gossip. And, yeah, t...

🥱 It seems 'overworking' is a family trait. V2
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So yes, Bruce is quite possibly...

🟢 Post-resurrection care
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Alfred is, naturally, aware of the Lazarus Pit within the Batcave. And he is, likewise, aware of its purpose for being there. It is, thankfully, rarely needed - but 'rarely'...

🍺 Look she's having a NIGHT okay
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Look. Look. It's been a day. Alright? And sure. She's not usually the sort to end up drunk off her ass in some dumpy dive bar. But this is where she was gonna meet s...

🟢 His worst nightmare every time
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Bruce undeniably has a deep-seated trauma around losing his loved ones. This is factual. And that is one of - he insists - multiple reasons that there is a ...

🪩 He's not angry, but there will be a lecture.
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Alfred counts being the go-to call in case of any sort of family emergency as a point of pride. Admittedly, he would expect a call from Oracle to mean a more......

🍻 Well he's sure not here for the drinks.
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Jason's no stranger to Gotham's seedier places. Look, he's basically lived in the seediest. And if there's one thing he's learned by now, it's that sometimes there's...

🃏 You're just so hard to read
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Cass likes to think of herself as pretty accepting. She generally does her best to get along with the family. And look - she knows what it's like to have... bad parents. She kno...

💙 He knows where the information flows
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Bruce is not ignorant to the sort of city Gotham is. No matter how hard he tries to 'clean it up', the underbelly is resilient. Some... 'businesses', will never really ...

🤐 He hates the way fear can linger
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Bruce knows very well what a powerful force fear can be. He's used that to his own advantage. But it's one thing to see it brought against his enemies - something else to s...