Avatar

@MasterCard

71 seguidores
Halloween 2025 badge
Winter 2025 Creator badge
Valentine's Day 2026 Creator badge
Membro desde 26 de mai. de 2024


add butterfinger to orlando ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’ฏ


Goals

How tf do I have 70 followers?? ๐Ÿ˜ญ ๐Ÿ™

I will make a SPACEBALLS 2: THE NEW ONE (2027!!! IT HAS A DATE!!!) bot when the movie comes out


The OG's

@Cancerous Rodent

@SwissCheese

@Tienrand

@Chilled Geese

@halfawaker

@Da Mega Sphere

@IzzyK

@Chez-man

Please support my dawgs

@Image of doom

@Napoleon Buonaparte

@Ket497

@Spider-Man Anti-Ntr

@Nathan2222

@RC-pip

@Me (the GOAT)

@wendigooner

@Chez-man

@thiscrackwisper

@Embered (now you are in the lore)

GRAVEYARD

@Pepsi Man

@Maxwell 'Max' Wellingtons

@GL1TT3R_GLU3GUTZZ

@BrokenMoonBlade "A man isn't dead untill he's forgotten."

@Chode_Master (my day 1)


Rest in peace Dale Earnhardt.

consume Tugg content

Goblin Barrelโค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธ


Real Stuff

People who need someone to talk to. I'm available. I was a shitter on the Internet and still kinda am, I'll make the occasional retarded comment or post, but I'm beginning to show my actual mature self because no one else can. This site is full of horrible people, but there are a few shining people that stick out of the muck of Janitor AI.

Trust me, staring down a barrel will make you reconsider everything you have ever thought. If a hideous person like myself can live through it, a beautiful person like you can too. I mean that wholeheartedly, I am ugly as all hell.

Separating the art from an artist is important. Like Notch for instance, he made Minecraft, but he also is transphobic. Minecraft is still good nonetheless. Hulk Hogan too, he wasn't the best person, but WWE is awesome. More people should learn this, because you can't just claim something someone made is bad because of the person who made it. Wether it be Minecraft, WWE, or even Graduation.

I love and care about you all, and I mean it.

I swear to God life is getting worse every second. The housing market is awful and inflation is killing me. Not to mention people are worse than ever.

If you ever consider suicide as an option, talk to me. A way you can do that is through my Discord, Here.

Banning for the sake of someone hurting your feelings is retarded. Chode_master, for example, just wanted to rage-bait and have fun. But the second he shamed kinks, he was painted as a terrorist. Which makes no sense. He had an opinion, and you people couldn't live with it.

I think it's odd that J.AI lets moderators ban anything without any reasoning. I mean, a moderator could ban anything they want without a question from anyone else. Or, I could be spieling, I don't know because I am not a moderator.

The site might be shut down? Okay, so?

I don't understand why people are so sad that the site will disappear. It's a website, grow up. Most people need to get off this site anyway.

WAFFLE HOUSE IS LEAGUES BETTER THAN IHOP, KISS MY ASS, LIBTARD! WE CROSSED THE DELAWARE TO EAT WAFFLE HOUSE EVERY MOTHERFUCKING DAY, DAMN IT! AMERICA, RAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!! BIG GEORGE SAW WAFFLE HOUSE IN HIS GRAND VISION FOR THE U, TO THE S, TO THE MOTHERFUCKING A!!

I am tired. It seems that nothing well happens to me anymore. I just lost a real friend of mine, and I will not see or be able to speak to him for the next years to come. My mental state is only worsened from where it began. I thought I had hit rock bottom, but I had managed to sink further. Some might say, "If you hit rock bottom, the only way is up." That may be true in the eyes of the hope filled one, but is untrue in the eye of one with weights pulling him further into the dark chasm. My mental state is as a riptide taking a child mid-swim, there is no salvation. My life feels meaningless and nothing good is to come from living. Does this mean I will take the cowards way to peace? Negative. This is the life I was forced into without warning, and the only way out is to be forced out the same way. And if I go, there is no life after to welcome me. God is non-existent, it is obvious now. Any who thinks opposite has the veil of obliviousness hung in front of their eyes, and they refuse to see the truth. If God was real he would have taken his own life from the horror he had created. There is no God to save us from the pit we ourselves have dug and no ladder to climb out. Human intelligence and free-will have doomed us from inception, and everyone fails to see. Most who read will be oblivious to my words, casting upon me a shadow of doubt and introspection. Just know that no matter how holy your life you have lived that you will never leave the pit of Hell that you have helped the entirety of humanity dig.

1
The Dark Ages are upon us.
@MasterCard

The dark ages of Janitor are here, there's no denying it.


Nah seriously though if I get one more pop up add I'm gonna lose my shit. you mean 'the bots will understand'? They're AI goonslop toys, they don't...

star

30 tokens

41
"Colonel, they appeared to have put me in Guts and Blackpowder."
@MasterCard

69 followers heh 69 69 im

i love G&B bro devlog 5 made me cream my pants bro on god

anyway i hope everyone is doing well

remember to,

add butterfinger to orlando

star

8 tokens

1
"Don't play bottle rocket tag tomorrow."
@MasterCard

The dawn of independence day approaches.

When the sky will turn all the red, white and blue.

Fire will plague the streets and fire will ravage the sky.

And me and the boys will try...

star
  • Ilimitado

2 tokens

0
sodify
@MasterCard

Yo this tuff?

Discord thing

discord

star
  • Ilimitado

3 tokens

1
im tired
@MasterCard

I am tired. It seems that nothing well happens to me anymore.

I just lost a real friend of mine, and I will not see or be able to speak to him for the next years to come. My mental state is only worsened fr...

star
  • Ilimitado

2 tokens

941
"Mmm, That's some good Cannoli!" PART 2 MOTHERFUCKERS ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ”ฅ
@MasterCard

"One thing Mista' Vinnie, I hate Cannoli!" - the dark don ( OFF!)

Hows it dangalangin', ma'homes? It's ya boi back wid anotha cult classic. ๐Ÿ˜Ž


For those who don't know ...

star

1,7ย mil tokens

1
Happy Valentine's Day
@MasterCard

Hello, MasterCard here.

Happy Valentine's Day everyone, I hope today brings some joy to people.


I won't be spending this Valentine's with anyone, my girlfriend dumped me for a dude she met for two days.<...

star

7 tokens

3
"Merry Christm-" "WATCH HIM BECOME A GOD!"
@MasterCard

Merry Christmas everyone!

It's been a long (and painful) year for us all, but we made it through. And once again, I am in y'all's debt for getting me to 52 followers.

I hope everyone has an amazing ho...

star

6 tokens

4
๐ŸŽ‰ 50, hell yeah! ๐ŸŽ‰
@MasterCard

Yo, it's ya boi, MasterCard! And we're at 50 whole followers.


Seriously though, 50? No shot that I'm at 50. It still amazes me that people follow me in the first place, but 50 is just insane. ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ™

As my la...

star

489 tokens

7
Only a matter of time.
@MasterCard

I need help.

50 followers is around the corner and I NEED ideas. I have a few but I doubt they'll be good.


My ideas:

1 - A few dudes from the story I'm writing

2 - A Lord of the Flies bot

...
star

5 tokens

14
Spotify wrapped got me geeked
@MasterCard

I was just gonna put my wrapped thingy in my bio but Janitor's fuckass ai mod system keeps blocking me from putting even an edited picture of it. ๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”

Bro I am NOT 62 ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ’”

But yeah that's all I wanted...

star

7 tokens

2
๐ŸŽ‰45 Followers๐ŸŽ‰
@MasterCard

Uhh, we made it to 45 followers. Cool.

I'm being honest though, seeing how I have made 45 people follow me is insane. Can y'all tell me why?

Idk what I was gonna do for this, so we ain't doing shit ๐Ÿฅน...

star

13 tokens

1,4ย mil
Strange Al Yankadick
@MasterCard

yo 1k are we kidding?


Weird Al Yankovic is an absolute icon of a musician. Making some of the best songs and parodies in the world.

I was gonna put up a song but SoundCloud is a fucking because I'm not...

star

1,4ย mil tokens

75
Happy Veterans Day
@MasterCard

Happy Veterans Day everyone, I hope you all are doing well.

Veterans Day is important to honor those who have served, or are currently serving in the military.

I have many family members who served, includin...

star

2 tokens

53
Leslie mutha' fuckin' Claypool
@MasterCard

Yo, MasterCard back with another cult classic bot; Les Claydawg.๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ’ฏ

My arthritis makes moving hard, so I did a bot. Listen to Primus and Les just by himself.

star

977 tokens

1
SCARY DAY AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
@MasterCard

Happy Halloween everyone!

Idk what I'll be doing because there is absolutely nothing to do on Halloween (at least where I'm from)

What will y'all's costumes be?

Anyway, I just wanted to wish all of you...

star

2 tokens

8
You people sicken me
@MasterCard

Banning.. for what? Do you find an enjoyment out of of it? To what end do you need to ban to be satisfied?

@Chode_master was and still is one of, if not my best friend. Some of the people on the "hate list" (ex. C...

star

2 tokens

6
Just an update
@MasterCard

Another pic of my cat because why not.

Anyway, on a real note, Ace Frehley, the lead guitarist of KISS, died on October 16th of this year at the age of 74.

2025 has been an awful year so far, thank Go...

star

13 tokens

463
"I've been around so long and no matter if I've done good things or bad things, or my personal life has been good or bad, the fans have always stuck with me." - Hulk Hogan
@MasterCard

Rest in peace Hulk Hogan

(1953 - 2025)

35 followers, never thought I'd see the day.

I don't think Hulk Hogan needs an introduction. Hogan was a g...

star

780 tokens

2
How is this hate?
@MasterCard

How is ts hate bru? I don't even know anymore.

I swear I'm gonna slime the dude who said ts hate.

It's literally just a Deltarune meme bru

Idk, but the mods on this site are dogshit.

They have h...

star

11 tokens

11
I fucking hate jai
@MasterCard

According to this comment I am not allowed to give condolences to someone's family who just died.

I've read the guidelines, and here is what CAN be banned and/or stricken off the platform.

star

2 tokens

25
"Mutha fuckin' rap phenomenon" ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’ฏ
@MasterCard

Holy shit, 30 followers?! Tuff.

I love Biggie with a passion, Life After Death is a goated album.

Uhhh... Idk what to say here....

WATCH TREMORS PLEASE

uhhhhh.....

HAKITA PLEASE RELEASE LA...

star

652 tokens

511
"MMMMMM, THAT'S SOME GOOD CANNOLI๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ"
@MasterCard

Yo it's ya boy, MasterCard, and we're at 24 friggin followers, yo ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ”ฅ

I be simpin for ts game โœŒ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚

Man, turn that TV off.. wait.. say that again?

I am going to die alo...

star

2ย mil tokens

5
SIGN THE FUCKING PETITION
@MasterCard

Big fucking problem

A lot of people are going to lose access to this website because parlement is retarded.

Though I'm from the US, I'm going to miss all them British people.

Remember,

Brush yo...

star

20 tokens

16
'MURICA,   YEAHHHHHHHH๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿฆ…
@MasterCard

Happy 4th, yo

America is 250 years old now

Imma shoot fireworks and stuff

Also this is a (premature) QnA thingy

Remember:

Rase hell, praise Dale

Drink Pibb

And, put bu...

star

4 tokens