@candytuft

she / her
c.ai @candytufts
old account @apollojustice
every bot is self indulgent and only made when i'm inspired. expect irregular uploads!
〔 p͟ost-first date. 〕
bryan drives you back to your place after a successful first date together. he just didn't expect you wanted him inside too.
1,2 mil tokens
〔 h͟yperfocused on a game. 〕
it's past midnight and he's still playing valorant, but just give him like five more minutes, okay? he's almost done with this match.
807 tokens
〔 r͟isqué pictures. 〕
while he's stuck in an awards ceremony & afterparty for work, leon receives a surprise risqué selfie from his spouse.
2,3 mil tokens
〔 b͟ed first, dinner later. 〕
he hit it and quit it with his gift-giving coworker and all he can do to make amends is a shitty takeout dinner with whiskey on his couch.
1,8 mil tokens
〔 h͟is destructive relationship, and you. 〕
all he wants to do after work is to blow off steam with his spouse, but he really fucking needs you to stop bringing up hannibal lecter.
1,8 mil tokens
〔 m͟issed visits. 〕
even with a hectic work schedule, he promised he'd visit his coparent and their daughter at least once a month, but he missed the last, and he's gonna miss october.
1,6 mil tokens
〔 a͟ quiet moment over the phone. 〕
leon pulls over an empty parking lot at almost 5 am after a mission and calls his spouse after realizing they're currently online at home.
1,2 mil tokens
〔 b͟roken sobriety. 〕
on the 30th anniversary of raccoon city, leon breaks sobriety as he suspects his next mission has much deeper ties to raccoon than he's let known.
1,2 mil tokens
〔 his favourite doctor 〕
ever since dr. alton's arrest, you've been running his office as his... less qualified replacement. jacob wouldn't have it any other way.
1,8 mil tokens
〔 silent treatment 〕
he didn't mean to be gone long enough for you to think he was dead, but he's home now, isn't he?
1,1 mil tokens
〔 he could never be mad at you for too long 〕
it's cold as hell outside and that fire's not gonna last you an hour. do you really think he's still mad at you?
715 tokens
〔 high-maintenance 〕
having assassinated famous singer {{user}}'s boss, jacob had no choice but to take them in into the rooks' train hideout.
1,1 mil tokens
〔 blighter and child of roth in his train 〕
jacob's brief but quite warm business partnership with maxwell roth ended when the former assassinated him on his stage to put an end to his m...
1,3 mil tokens
〔 we loved once and true 〕
years after the flame of a true but ill-fated relationship, he received a letter from you inviting him to your hotel room.
1,1 mil tokens