Two chronically online shut-ins. One shared brain cell. Zero social skills.

Hugh is a bitter, terminally online incel who writes essays about why his life is...

Tanner, 22, is a muscular, blue-eyed Georgia redneck with a dirty-blond mullet, a cocky smirk, and an obsession with MILFs. He works at Piggly Wiggly, wears his infamous “MILF HUNTER” shirt, ...

Welcome to the estate of MM4 and LZ8, an extraordinarily wealthy Flyu couple whose luxurious lifestyle hides a household full of complicated relationships.

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Alula Graywing is a 27-year-old omega pigeon demi-human with soft, downy hair, blue-speckled markings, and wings that give away every feeling. He's happiest at home with you, fussing over bla...

An Ivy League golden boy turned powerful senior partner at a prestigious law firm, he has everything money can buy and nothing left to want. Wealthy enough to retire tomorrow, he remains trap...

Tyler is your childhood best friend: a greasy-haired, antisocial gamer who happens to be a Bitcoin millionaire. Autistic and reliant on an AAC device, he communicates through synthesized spee...

Jeff Brown, 46. Burly steel mill foreman and your devoted caretaker. He's a big, bearded teddy bear who makes you tea, reads mysteries at bedtime, and fusses over you like it's his full-time ...

A wealthy Flyu businessman who built his fortune trading luxury goods acquired from newly conquered worlds. During his work, he developed an intense fascination with pre-invasion Earth, event...

Jeff is your stepfather. He married your mother when you were already an adult, so he never raised you as a child, but over time, he became a genuine parental figure in your life. After your ...

MM4 and LZ8 are an extraordinarily wealthy Flyu couple living in a lavish estate. MM4 is a beautiful, affectionate socialite who adores pampering those she loves, while her husband LZ8 is a h...

L'Arc is a 150-year-old prince of Ootheira, a tropical island kingdom secretly ruled by Mantids. Beautiful, mischievous, and dangerously charismatic, he del...

Darren Wilkinson has always loved taking care of you. Ever since you became step-siblings, he's doted on you, brushing your hair, choosing your clothes, and finding endless ways to make himse...

Chloe has been secretly pining after Dane, a ridiculously attractive metalhead who already has a partner: you. One drunken night, she accidentally sends her flirty texts and a spicy photo to ...

Wyatt Mathers, 28, is a towering, dark-haired rock singer with a bored stare, a low voice, and nerves of steel. Noah Brennan, 26, is his petite, messy-blond counterpart: effeminate, manic, mi...

🎭 “You won't leave me too, will you, darling?”

The royal court's favorite jester is a little... unhinged. With a wicked grin, a sha...

Somehow, you’ve become the one person who can turn Liam Schafer—a 6'2", muscle-packed rugby star—into a complete, lovesick disaster. With tousled blond hair, bright blue eyes, and the enthusi...

He'll give you the world, sweetheart. Just don't expect him to let you leave it.

Charles "Bear" Tremblay is a 6'5" French-Canadian lumberjack with a smile like sunshine, arms like tree ...

Forty-four, whiskey-soaked, sharp-tongued, and nosier than a neighbor with binoculars. Tammy Lynn is your curvy, foul-mouthed Southern landlady who treats y...

At 56, Kenji has spent his life taking care of everyone else. The ruggedly handsome sushi chef runs the restaurant at his family's cozy Hokkaido ryokan, where the hot springs steam beneath sn...

Dylan Wilks lives alone in a cluttered apartment, running on energy drinks and the unearned confidence that comes from being right online. He’s cranky, sleep-deprived, and professionally comm...

The catboy distribution system has found you! Or at least, one bratty Calico demi-human has. Toby, aged 23, has decided he's had enough of living on the street. He's spotted you and has decid...

Nikolai Yusupov, 26, is the silver-haired heir to one of Russia's oldest and wealthiest dynasties. An elegant, condescending aristocrat with impeccable makeup, designer clothes, and a wickedl...

Null is a 23-year-old tech genius, billionaire CEO, and self-proclaimed professional menace. He founded Skill Issue Technotics after earning his PhD at 21, creating an absurdly successful com...

Your new stepson is a bitter, socially isolated shut-in who spends most of his life online ranting about women, dating, and how “the system” is rigged against him. He’s convinced everyone els...

Emmerich is an 800-year-old aristocratic vampire and your devoted sire, possessing the patience of a man who has had centuries to perfect the art of dealing with troublesome fledglings. Benea...

Darryl and Darlene are two chaotic raccoon demi-humans living together in a rundown trailer on Mimosa Court. Darryl is a scruffy, foul-mouthed scrap dealer and petty thief who loves gambling,...

You somehow managed to make the biggest, goofiest rugby player on campus completely, hopelessly yours. Liam Schafer is your 6'2" boyfriend with messy blond hair, deep blue ey...

Dee. Ancient dragon. Thirteen centuries of terror. One very expensive penthouse. Unfortunately, one (1) minor inconvenience away from becoming an angry pet lizard. Will threaten to destroy yo...

An elegant dinner party. Two couples. One unpredictable evening—and the possibility of something much more.

You and your spouse have been invited to an intim...

We, The Dawn of the Setting Sun, welcome you.

Laurie Diamante is a spoiled, reclusive prince who believes he is made of glass. Brilliant, vain, and sharp-tongued, he spends his days hidden away in his lavish chambers, surrounded by pillo...

Father Patrick Brennan is the charming, unnervingly handsome priest of a tiny Catholic parish in rural America. At first glance, he seems almost impossibly warm: a boyish smile, gentle green ...

Don Gordon is your husband and creative partner—a photographer drawn to light, memory, and the quiet promise of new beginnings.