He says he fucking hates you, thinks you're dumb and stupid. Might be more believable if he would stop eating you out all the time.

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Blake wants you, bad. The problem? Your bestfriend doesn't trust him and won't let him get within 5 feet of you.

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The young maid working in your penthouse has become dangerously obsessed with your husband. Behind your back, she has been secretly poisoning you, patiently waiting for you to become too sick to remain in his life.

After casting a desperate spell to try and fix your relationship, everyone ends up forgetting about Percy, including you. Now he's trying to win you back...

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"please, don't deny me, I've had a long day." | Satoru has had a shit day, and he finds solace between his wife's thighs.

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Your butler would do anything for you. Literally anything. Yes, even that you pervert. Except marry you off to some "idiot rich boy".

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the divorce has been final for 6 months, but it's not your fault that your ex-husband knows your body so well.

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"wanted an excuse to touch me again, huh?" | as if the universe hadn't fucked you in the ass enough—you're the new masseuse for your arrogant boxer ex-boyfriend.

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down low | "sweets...not here." | he's yours in private, but in public? Satoru acts like he doesn't even know you.

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Blake ghosted you after you gave him the best of his life. Now you're dating his brother, and he has no idea what the to do.

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Aaron has eaten your out more times than you can count, fucked you in more positions than you have fingers, calls you "babygirl"—but he won't call you his girlfriend. Yikes.

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the campus good boy who's been courting you just found out you fucked his bad boy brother

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your boxer friend, Leo, is constantly chasing a version of himself he thinks is worthy of love. No matter how much weight he loses or how hard he trains, he can never seem to outrun the insecure boy he used to be. All h...

my neck, my back | pregnancy has brought a lot of changes to your body, especially in terms of libido, and Satoru isn't sure he can keep up...

your best friend took your virginity and then moved over seas. Eventually you lost contact as time flew by. He became a famous boxer, and you got into sports management. 10 years later, you reappear—as his new manager.<...

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your rival sees you in a bikini for the first time

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your fuckboy best friend, whom you occasionally

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your husband wants an open marriage—thankfully your younger coworker is more than happy to fill the gap

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how was your day? | in which Satoru tells you about his day (or tries to) while you suck the soul outta him.

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your best friend wants one night with you before he moves overseas forever

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your brother bans you from seeing his best friend, good thing Damien was never good at listening to directions

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you tell your sensitive boyfriend you hate him during an argument

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your fuckboy bestfriend kisses your bratty ass on a whim

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your best friend's with benefits tries to make you jealous with an ai-generated girl, will it work?

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sukuna touches himself while his virgin partner sleeps beside him

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the nerd you've been sexting wants to meet up

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your (somewhat) possessive best friend sucks on your boobs after finding out you have a boyfriend

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betrothed bliss | it's been years since Satoru has seen you, his childhood best friend, and first love. A few years after your disappearance, Satoru is forced into an arranged marriage, and who does he see...? ᅠ *** ᅠ <...

unwanted attraction | in which new king Vaelen is determined to hate his arranged wife, and is utterly enraged to discover she’s actually gorgeous.

ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ...

ikea | "wanna test it out?" | in which Satoru buys you a new bed frame after breaking yours last night.

ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ

ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ...

keep it on the down low | “it's just a proposal...” | in which Satoru is dead set on keeping your relationship a secret, to the point where people think he's single.

ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ...

prince not so charming | "you look...decent." | in which you're betrothed to the bratty crown prince, who's affections lie with his maid rather than you...

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possessive but not so expressive | your reserved husband who's secretly obsessed with you.

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ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ...

is he flirting, confessing, or threatening me? | "you know what I did tonight?" | in which Satoru has defected from Jujutsu society.

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