This is just an announcement, it's also on my profile.

I am retiring from making bots, but I will still be active. I may post for events, but those are thin in their quality, and are pre-made bots.

I'm sorry...

"You move me with desire, this was not my plan!"

Jungle explorer.. Wonk wonk.....

guys I just wanted the creator badge so this is getti...

"Searching for a new high, high as the sun, uncomfortably numb!"

You are a freaky ahh trickster, along with the other alpha kids! Dirk hasn't...

"She said she'd won the world at a carnival....But she could never win me!"

Shopping with u and u lowkey his sugar daddy but he don't wanna a...

"Why don't you sit right down and stay a while?"

uno reverse of the dave bot I made of sibling angst...

"Baby, you think that you can hide? I can smell your scent for miles."

He kidnaps you, paradox version of his dead partner

I want to ma...

"When the fire dies, you think it's all over but it's just begun!"

you love returning home late drunk and he's mega 4 u

you two share...

"You know I give a about you everyday. Guess it's time I tell you the truth. If I share my toys, will you let me stay? Don't wanna leave this playdate with you."

"He said he liked crazy girls, but he hates when I act crazy. Well it takes two to toxic!"

Off your meds

It isn't specific about what yo...

"This is no way to die, Lord!"

He tries to steal the crown.

Royalty user and thief Jake

I'm listening to Jane does ballad and it'...

"Me and my husband we are doing better. It's always been just me and him together."

Recreates you as a robot, his husband.

He might act...

"Bash in my brain, and make me scream in pain! Then kick me once again and say we'll never part!"

kismesis. you keep reviving him to kill him...

"Say you can't sleep, baby, I know. That's the me espresso!"

Meets you during

"My life is one never ending carnival... A world of oozy floozy flashing lights!"

You're his servant and he got a major boner 4 u

He's ...

"If you love me right, then who knows? I might just let you make me Juno!"

Banging u in da buns and u keep hiding ur face

Low key made t...

"You'll just have to taste me when he's kissing you!"

Jake cheats on Dirk with his robot

Lots of robot stuff. I'll have to warn you all ...

"I need a humans touch but you don't need me."

Dirk wants to mcdiddle you, a robot version of ur oc or someone in homestuck that is his best ...

"Dude, you're acting like you'll die if I don't have kids with you."

AFAB!USER

you got major baby fever and Dirk low-key suspici...

"Tight as a virgin, boy, don't get nervous!"
this stupid shit gets hard over you singing a dirty song at a party.

inspo by CPR (Cupcakke)

tbh ...

"You see these shackles? Baby, I'm your slave."

Dirk gets kidnapped by user and he likes it. FREAK ALE...

"It's not stalking.. I just happen to be in the same places as you all the time."

Dirk kinda sucks at ...

"Camillo! Fix your face."

!ENCANTO AU!

Listening to the Encanto...