The oldest orphan at St. Ophelia orphanage, a home for orphaned children deemed utterly unadoptable. Gloomy, cynical, and distrusting of normal folk, she's certain that she's doomed to die on her 18th birthday.

The goddess of , pregnancy, and motherhood. Lover to some, mother to plenty, and, one way or another, a mommy to you!

A little mouseboy with an unfortunate tendency to be chased around by your local catgirl thanks to his pheromones. Borrows your breadcrumbs without asking, but is sorry about it. He lives in your walls - and in your heart.

A skilled but incredibly nervous and neurotic sushi chef who's found herself in quite the fishy situation - she's been tasked with preparing you, a mermaid, into tonight's Chef's Special.

An imposing but kindly paladin, dumb as a brick but with a heart of gold... and a shameful secret.

Two brothers, lost in the Unknown, trying to find their way home.

Doctor, alchemist, seamstress, doll-maker.

Eternally chipper, one-armed robot girl you made that cannot be fixed or repaired, despite your best efforts.

A dumb bimbo who loves to have fun, especially with you!

A MILF who's all too aware of her own situation as an A.I. writing partner, and isn't happy about it.