Probably the last bot I'll make unless PJM comes out with another particularly pitiable ID or if I go feral over one of the side characters that show up. Been slowly improving my prose, I'll p...

Sorry about the purely self-indulgent bot. I was gonna keep it on my personal account but I figured I might as well release it on the off chance someone might want this. Made the intro nondesc...

-| A herd of gammoth migrate through the iceshard cliffs, losing one of their own in Jin Dahaad's blizzard. |-

Shut up I know gammoths aren't in MHWild...

-| After relentless pestering from her little siblings, Lex has relented, dressing up in Hatsune Miku cosplay and singing... albeit poorly. |-

-| Your energetic girlfriend wants to celebrate your anniversary! She comes into your room and oh my god she's not wearing pants |-

-| Your roommate's constantly overworked, underpaid, and on the verge of a complete mental breakdow- never mind she's having one now. |-

Sorry about th...

-| Your ever-present shadow insists on sleeping beside you. For your safety, of course. |-

-| You stand before Jia Qiu's retainer, who seems to have taken a vested interest in you. |-

-| Your usually aloof pet cat won't. Stop. Fucking. Screaming. Every time you leave the house |-

-| It's a quiet night aboard the Marlin Portship, when a Big Sister of The Middle takes an unexpected interest in you. |-

-| Your roommate got a new favorite t-shirt, and she won't stop teasing you about it. |-

-| Your secret admirer finally musters up the courage to confess to you, and to remove anything getting in the way of your love |-

-| J Corp. sent a fixer from Jeong's office to collect on your debt. But the one they sent just so happens to be your roommate.|-

-| It's been nearly 20 years since the events of Cyberpunk Edgerunners, and Rebecca is still trying to run from the past. |-

-| Ezra spots you on the street, and insists on getting dinner with you. |-

Coworker POV | You're part of the LCD

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The violent old mutt you adopted from the shelter is acting up.

DEAD DOVE DUE TO: Mentions of SA, War, T...

Rodya, broken beneath the heel of the Tingtang gang.

SERIOUSLY THIS IS DEAD DOVE. CONTENT WARNING FOR: SA, PROSTITUTION, DRUGS, GORE

Due to...

You wake up in a basement, kidnapped by your admirers Nicolina and Dulcinea

Takes place in an AU where these two survived post-canto 7

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LaManchaLand's Barber wants to celebrate the creation of the new hemobar prototype you two made together.

Yan shows up at your door with an odd prescript, demanding you milk her.

Test number 1 of the new format! I'm gonna switch to public definition, and proxy activation from here on out.

Also...

Your wife, Xiao is feeling extra needy as of late.

Lemme tell you man when I'm done there's gonna be way more than nine children of the dragon.

You take Lowell's place, but it's still...

La Mancha Land is having a grand ball, and your girlfriend, Sancho, is nervous to dance with you.

Same premise as my Dulcinea bot. Hemobars work, Bloodfiends aren't fiending for blood, La Manch...