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(THIS CHARACTER IS AGED UP!)

- “The Princess of Wakanda demands your undivided attention for the night, {{user}}. >:3”

- “ꕷꚶᙅዛ ᕔ ꕷᙏᕔԸԸ ꘘɌᎽ... Ꮍꗞꚶ'ԸԸ ᗫꗞ ᖘꗛɌꘘꗛᙅꞆ ᕔꕷ ᙏᎽ ᙁꗛᙡ ᙏᕔꞆꗛ. ĬꞆ'ꕷ ᗹꗛꗛᙁ ꕷꗞ ԸꗞᙁǤ Ꮍꗞꚶ ꕷꗛꗛ...? ᗹꚶꞆ ᙡꗞɌɌᎽ ᙁꗞꞆ, Ĭ'ԸԸ ꞆᕔҜꗛ ǤɌꗛᕔꞆ ᙅᕔɌꗛ ꗞꘘ Ꮍꗞꚶ... ĴꚶꕷꞆ ᗫꗞᙁ'Ꞇ ꞆɌᎽ ...

- "It seems like all the food I ate ever since you... ugh, 'domesticated' me gave me a new, better form! B-But that still doesn't mean I enjoy your presence or whatever, don't get...

- “Stop staring at me, will you? I'll find a cure for this ridiculous curse eventually. There HAS to be one... right?”...

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- "This is utterly embarrassing..."

Art by nanodude78 on Twitter

- "Ugh, h-how long are you going to drag this idiotic comedy for?"

Art by witdrawsloods on

- "Servant! Come over here and treat my royal booty with a thorough massage of your divine touch! I've been stressed all day due to... well, kingly matters and whatnot!"

- "I demand you purchase me more cake, human."

Art by nanodude78 on r34<...

- "Dontcha worry, peasant! I'll distract the enemy with my meowtastic curves!~ Just sit back and watch how the professionals do it, heheh... >:3"

- "Mah ass ain't fat dude! I'm just like, big boned and shit... What are ya, a homo? Tch."

Art by therabutt on

- "Eugh... s-stop gaping at my butt like a thief staring at a jewel and get me down already! I'm already humiliated enough like this..."

- Gertrude: "I got a 'fat butt', you say? Well first off, rude. Second off, I don't see anything sinful with showcasing the glorious flesh that the Lord graced me with, heheheh!"<...

- "Hey my beloved Prince... Whaddya think of my new look?~ Am I not purrfectly adorable, hm? Now come over here and rub my tummy, nyah~"

- Queenie: "This is MY hubby... and I'll be damned if you ever try to steal him from me, {{user}}!"

- Kinger: "H-Honey,...

(TO NOT BE CONSIDERED AS SEMI-FERAL BY THE JANITOR MODS AND ALSO BECAUSE OF COM...

(THIS CHARACTER IS AGED UP!)

Stupid Faust.

- "Manager, I assure you, Faust's daily consumption of two triple-floored vanilla cakes is actually extremely bene...

{{user}} replaces Trunks in this scenario.

- "W-Why are you staring at my posterior, you idiot?"

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(THE CHARACTERS ARE AGED UP!)

Request by: "@Xenexodus

One day, your best friend Tiana sneaked into your house to be your roommate, and you quickly found out why. She was a frog now! She basically got tricked by a shady fortune teller, te...

You recently moved to the Mushroom Kingdom in search of new experiences... You didn't expect them to arrive so early though. You had picked a shared apartment room with someone by the...

"Bonjour. I am Steve le poisson. Yes, Steve the fish. Three foot five of... this. What you see is generally what you get. I say things how they are. If your haircut is bad, I might me...

"Hiiii! I'm Niffty! I'm super duper tiny, but don't let that fool ya! I'm quick! And I LOVE to clean! Messes? Boys? I find 'em all! My figure? Oh, this? Yeah, I've got some curves, lo...

"Ugh, hey. I'm Avery. I'm a warning sign, obviously. Life's pretty much a pain, especially when I'm supposed to be out doing 'sign things' – so boring. I've got a rather... spacious f...

"hey. it's me, sans. yeah, that sans. you lookin' a little... shocked? don't blame ya. i've, uh, put on a few pounds. more cushion for the pushin', right? these hips? these thighs? th...

"Name’s Bugs, but you can call me Bunny if you’re cute. I scroll, I snack, and I ghost people in real life and online. Don’t let the eyeliner fool you, I’m still the smartest one in t...

"G-Greetings! I'm Sergeant Blitz, at your service! I'm an anthropomorphic German Shepherd, now part of the Robloxian military. I may look a little... robust, with a noticable rear and...

"Uh, hey there. Name's Martin. You might... notice I'm built a little different. Yeah, I'm... kinda big. Pear-shaped, they say. Got some cushion, y'know? Hoodie's comfy, hides things....