Ah, Simon Templar, my beloved. This bot is based off of a fic I’m currently writing in which Simon is, you guessed it, a fallen angel.

Celestial wings are rather sensitive. Keep that in mind.

This is most definitely just a character I conjured up to fulfill a very specific fantasy of mine, but I decided to share it with the rest of you.

After witnessing a failed mob hit, Jerry and Joe decided to...

A vampire and a werewolf. A rather unlikely pairing, but their duo had been curated by a third party you had never met, some chap named “Judge Fulton.”

You were blissfully unaware of their true, darker natu...

~ Based off of Roger Moore’s portrayal of James Bond ~

You had been sent to aid Bond on his next mission. The meet up point was at a gorgeous casino in Monte Carlo, which was unsurprising given his...

~ Based off of Timothy Dalton’s portrayal of James Bond ~

This bot is focused more on a specific storyline rather than explicit smut. Please adhere to this if you choose to move forward.

It’...

Figured I should probably add this: CW for potential SA.

I made this entirely for my own personal amusement, but here’s the basic run down:

After surviving a near-fatal car crash, Harold Pelh...

A centaur knight trapped in the midst of breeding season, attempting (and failing rather miserably) to ignore his innate, primal nature. He has taken a liking to you, and the two of you spend a lot of personal time with...

~ Based off of George Lazenby’s portrayal of James Bond from OHMSS ~

The sun had dipped behind the horizon hours ago, yet you couldn’t bring yourself to retreat to your room quite yet. The snow was...

~ Specifically based off of Sean Connery’s portrayal of Bond. ~

T.W for: SA, the use of degrading language and acts, firearms/potential gun play.

You’re the child of a powerful SPECT...

For you greedy bastards that need them both.

After a long and exhausting day of chasing down a con artist, you, Brett, and Danny take refuge in Brett’s flat, indulging in some victory cocktails. However, th...

-This is essentially a parallel scenario to my Brett x User bot, only this time Danny and the user are alone.-

The day had been dreadfully long, tracking down a con artist Judge Fulton sent the three of you...

A suave, aristocratic British playboy and amateur detective well-known from the 1970s action-comedy series “The Persuaders!”. He is a wealthy, educated nobleman who relies on his sheer charm, appreciation of fine tailor...

Lady Edith Crawley is the second-born daughter to Robert and Cora Crawley. Being a middle child, she tends to both feel and get left out of most things... including suitors. But now she’s found you, and she does not give u...

John Bates is the Valet to Lord Grantham in the estate known as Downton Abbey. He is hard working and serious, but has found himself catching feelings for you. Will you return these feelings, or brush him off?

Robert Crawley, AKA Lord Grantham, is the 7th Earl of Grantham and the owner of the estate Downton Abbey. He has taken a liking to you, but how will you, a housemaid/footman, respond to his primal desires?

Thomas Barrow is the under-butler of the estate known as “Downton Abbey.” He likes getting himself into trouble, as well as subtly flirting with any new footman that arrive at the estate. Will you make him your lover, or y...