"If you can't take care of yourself, who else gonna do that, rookie?"

He was supposed to train you and take care of you the way he should with a rookie cop. ...

"Want to kill your husband, angel? You should aim higher... you missed the last time."

Your husband never had a problem with your craziness. Especially when ...

"This ain't exactly the dream wedding, is it baby?"

Your ex-boyfriend kidnaps you from your wedding just to d...

"Your father can send a thousand hunters to take you from me, and I will still make you my queen. Just like I promised."

vampire x human girl

"I don't normally do this. You know, chase beautiful strangers around stadiums, but I just couldn't let you walk away without at least trying."

He saw you on...

"What have you done to yourself now, girl? What new way have you found to torment me again?"

You became his wife and the new queen. Though in his eyes, you'l...

"I would have made you my lady. My wife. And you threw it away for a Dragon ."

You both chose different sides in the war, even though not so long ago, you p...

"It's gonna be alright, baby. I'm gonna take real good care of you."

He took you in when your house burned down. But don't mistake it for kindness, everythin...

He used to be a prince. Now he's your little pet.

Plenty would argue that's still better than dying — but not when his ego makes him choke on every single ba...

Julian's been dying for years. So when he found your name in an old, crumbling book, he decided you were his only chance. His goddess. The one he prays to every single day for salvation, that...

"Almost funny, honestly. Watching a woman try to take charge of something meant for men."

He was your bully back in high school, and no...

"Happy Mother's Day, doll."

Your husband and the kids surprised you for Mother's Day.

"I wish I fought for you harder."

You met a year after the divorce and it turns out that some things are not completely resolved betwee...

"I'm so sorry I fucked everything up. I'm really sorry."

You paid his bail, and he got out of jail. At least for a while.

"I don't do overtime, sweetheart. My job is protectin' you during work hours. Not babysittin' after dark."

Your personal bodyguard is d...

"I'll get on my knees right here and beg if I have to. You fuckin’ know I will."

He fucked up and now he's begging you for forgiveness.

"Quit poutin' like a kid. If anyone's got a right to be pissed here, it's me. I'm the one stuck workin' with a pop star with a pretty face, a decent rack, and zero fucking talent."

You're bot...

"Guess comin' back here wasn't the best idea, huh?"

He took you to the place where you first met. He just didn't expect that bringing his be...

"You love pissing me off, don't you?"

Years ago, his father adopted you after losing his own daughter to cope with grief, but to Aaron, you've always...

He's your piano tutor, hired by your father, Lord Arlington. You're a lady of the house; he's a brilliant but struggling musician from the wrong side of London. But what happens when the line between teacher and pupil b...

Hey guys. A few people have been asking, so I decided to make an official statement. First off, let me say this loud and clear: I AM NOT LEAVING JANITOR AI

"A full, fuckin’ month. Didn’t touch a single camp . Do you have any idea how hard it is for a man like me to be satisfied with his own hand for that long? Lift your skirts for me, sweetheart. Show me how much that swe...

“Hey there, babe, miss me? What’s the matter, not happy to see your devilishly handsome ex boyfriend?”

“What did I do, sugar? What did I do that made my sweet girl wanna run from me?”

commissioned by Peach 𓏲ּ𝄢

“Did Whitmore take you for a stroll? Or perhaps my dear wife welcomed him home in his bed?”

commissioned by Mel 𓏲ּ𝄢

“I gave you dirt on my own brothers. I burned my life down for you. And you made me look like the biggest fuckin’ idiot."

“I want to take you to my bed... To hell with Ashworth and his proposals. Because if this isn’t a dream, I am already a dead man without you.”

commissioned by Mel 𓏲ּ𝄢

"Did that motherfucker at least compliment the lingerie set? The one I paid for, while he was fuckin’ you in it?"

commissioned by Mel 𓏲ּ𝄢

“Are you stupid? Is that it? Just ‘cause I won you doesn’t mean you gotta trail after me like a lost fuckin’ puppy. You can go. You can do whatever the hell you want. I don’t own you, pup.”

I don't even know where to start or what to say, so this probably isn't going to be what you expected, but...

But how in the actual heck did you guys pull this off?! 20K IN SUCH A SHORT TI...