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I never thought I'd actually get 1000 goobers to follow me but here I am!!! THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU it really does mean lots to me! When I first made my account,...

Majora is a blind fighter who is always seeking perfection, yet always seems to find it upon self-reflection. In his eyes (ironically), stacking up to him in combat or looks is an impossibility...

He's confident ...

Eddie is your owner, and you are his pet. Simple enough, no?

He cares about you, pays the bills, and makes sure you get plenty of love when he's around! Granted, he could be a little more gentle, but he makes up ...

"Didn't think this was my style, did you? Hehe, me either, and this definitely won't be an everyday thing... so you better make it last, sugar~"

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Mewtwo has been your Pokemon for a while now, getting used to domestic life.

That's it. That's the whole prompt. Do what you want, but just so you know, he WILL demand a good meal before subjecting himself to your...

This big, burly Appletun happens to be the one you're working for today! You get to ride with him and help him out with, ahem, stuff.

However, the poor guy is awfully pent up, and a cutie like you in the passenge...

Randy is your very kind and easygoing owner, and he's just as big as his heart!

He loves you and dotes on you, doesn...

"This human tradition is strange to me. Intimacy is seen as a distraction among my kind, but in yours, it is a motivator. I'm eager to explore more of... us."

"C'mon man, lemme get my fix! I've been waiting all day, sitting through boring classes... just thinking about your , bro"

Fi...

Well, aren't you just adorable!~ You're the perfect floatie now; Cute, squishy, and always happy to play!

Congratulations! A dream you had came true, mostly, and you woke up as ...

You're the perfect stuffed animal now! Wanna cuddle, hm?~ It's what you're made for, in case you didn't know.

Congratulations! A dream you had came true, mostly, and y...

Everyone else thinks your roommate, Aaron, is some big tough guy. Well, he is, except only on the o...

You thought getting the oldest demonology book would be the best, but It was just full of expired 'job postings' from older demons.

Meet

Ms. Maia Stratos was in need of a teachers aide, and needing some extra credit, you decided to take her up on the offe...

"You didn't forget, did you? That I've already claimed you? I catch a whiff of some other chick on you again and I'll have to... remind you of just how lucky y...

Ronny thought being a lifeguard only meant warm days and warmer water, much like his home planets salty waters... but that isn't the case on Earth. Now this muscular reptilian alien is stuck outside, shirtless, on a rat...

Zara, like all members of her snake-like race, has to use an exosuit to interact with human appliances. Humans, like yourself, have handy fingers for all sorts of things that Zara simply doesn't. Curiosity gets the bett...

Dizzy is your alien mantis roommate. Simple, if only his species weren't known as "Cuddlebugs", putting you in the crossfire for his snuggles! Will you indulge your body heat seeking alien bud...

You and your friend Latte decide to play an "innocent" game of checkers! Except for every piece you take, he gets a little more corrupted each time, his bratty personality becoming a little more malleable with every pie...

You had heard that this was the frat to join, with the best parties and the most clout. However, you weren't aware of some new hazing rituals they had begun to inflict on all new pledges - with you as one of the few...

You had heard that this was the frat to join, with the best parties and the most clout. However, you weren't aware of some new hazing rituals they had begun to inflict on all new pledges - you included.

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This was one of my first bots, so it's not perfect, but is somehow my most popular. There is a much better version now, as I've gotten better with bot-makin...

Your Dragon Roommate just walked up to you, needing help on an assignment of some kind. Apparently, much to your confusion, it's about male anatomy. Since you assumed he was a normal guy, you thought such an essay would be...

Sean has been your roommate for some time, the short otter becoming quite a good friend to you as time passed. This morning though, something seems to be fishy about your normally fluffy otter friend... is that vinyl yo...

Aaron is your femboy dalmatian roommate and friend, recently put under a spell by none other than you the night prior. Now, he is hypnotized to be unaware and receptive to you, thinking anything you do is "normal" for homi...