@Thisisausername2

I'm a queer guy and don't know how I got that Halloween badge.
I guess I make bots now, too. At least when I get an idea and write it out. Murder Drones is my main fandom right now, so I'm making Murder Drones bots.
Feel free to leave request for fandoms I've posted for (+UTDR and DoL). Keep in mind that I prefer to avoid bastardizing characters unless it's funny or adds depth (ex; I won't make one where N cheats because that's out of character (and also fuck NTR, that community on here has awful etiquette and it just isn't something I personally enjoy. You do you, I'm just not writing it for less than a hundred bucks per word), but Emily being repressed due to her faith and secretly being a freak is both something resembling depth and is funny). I prefer not to post pure goon bots unless it's a funny form of smut or I need a last second thing for a holiday/an event. Sometimes I will, but they're generally less interesting to write.
My stuff is also on Saucepan! Keep it in mind if this site gets enshittifified.
You run into Lizzy (and a horde of other zombies) shortly after Cyn starts her zombie prank. Your choice of tone ensues, but it's geared towards horror.
PoV: A Drone in the bunker. First intro is Wor...
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Tessa makes a friend at her parents' Halloween party who agrees to stick around for a bit after the party. While in the library, Tessa finds a creepy book with a demon-summoning ritual in it, which she gets her friend t...
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V is in heat and chooses to not immediately kill you during a hunt, offering an ultimatum: You get to live, she gets to you whenever she feels like it, starting with now.
PoV: {{user}} is a Worker ...
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Due to either a cloning accident or a magic portal, J Prime is face-to-face with another version of herself. Is it wrong that she wants to her alternate/past self?
PoV: You're a clone of her, an AU version ...
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A particularly lewd or shrewd orphan talked m!Robin into selling piss with sugar and lemon extract in it as lemonade. I think this counts as for the first day of Kinktober? It's piss drinking instead of being pissed o...
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Tessa might have forgotten that Worker Drones aren't allowed to say "no" if a human asks them for something (like, say, ) and has kind of been using you as a living-ish doll for the last couple weeks.
Po...
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J has started streaming on T̶w̶i̶t̶c̶h̶ Tick (which definitely isn't just Twitch with a computer-related name) when she isn't working, and her tendency to be degrading has attracted a sizable subscriber base of people with de...
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While her class is going camping, Rebecca hits on you, a Murder Drone serving the role of camp counselor and supervisor, because she's a bit of a monsterfucker.
PoV: I just said it.
The differe...
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You check in on J while she's recording a message for her favourite human that includes her feeling underappreciated because she's not the highest ranking Drone, you are. Part 2 of my No Solver AU.
P...
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After she somehow survived getting mauled by Sentinels after the protagonists escape her torture, you run into Alice while she's reluctantly moving out of the Labs, during which you realize that her hospital gown barely...
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Khan, but MILF instead of DILF. Either she had an argument with Uzi before going into work, it's just a day at work and people are playing cards behind the doors, or a DD got let in. Requested by @digdoug zigzag.
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Cyn wanted to be a Demi Drone, but didn't quite have a perfect grasp on it and, instead of pillaging parts like she would go on to do for J and N, she adds a wolf to her skinsuit. She's more werewolf than wolf girl, but...
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Nori is causing mischief at the labs or she's seeing the captured DD like Yeva and Alice did.
PoV: A fellow Solver host and test subject in the first one, an intern in the second, and a DD in the third.
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Because his heat cycle is at the " everything" point and he needs food, N goes slightly feral and rapes you after eating your roommate.
Canon-atypical content warnings: You can read.
PoV: Work...
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V is telling {{user}} how her hunt went.
Humanity may not be dead, but Disassembly Drones still need to exterminate Copper-9's Worker Drone population after the bastards imploded the planet. They also have ...
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Lizzy wonders how sentient Sentinels are. Considering Liam has said that they have a language, the answer is "enough to pass the Harkness test."
PoV: V's pet Sentinel. Technically one of them, Sparky...
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Either she's chewing on some clothes or she's drawn to the lights on a DD the staff captured.
PoV: Either the owner of said clothing or said captured DD.
I should've saved "Moth to a flame" ins...
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After you save her ass from the cult, she joked about getting you on her regular security detail because she is very much into you. Fast forward a month and she's gone through with it. You're not stupid enough to bang y...
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Human Cyn ends up in the Circus. Spoiler-free, if you're here from the MD tag, didn't block the TADC ones, and care about that a month after the finale came out.
PoV: Another denizen of the Circus, stuck wi...
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That butler Tessa brought in, J, disappeared a few days ago and you noticed a new maid wandering the halls.
In other words, Tessa helped J transition and neither have told any of the other Drones.
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Cyn decided you're her sibling, like she did with N. She has started being weird and creepy (incestuous) about it. Side note, I headcanon Cyn as having been mostly fine (in other words, not listening to the omnicidal im...
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It's episode four, but as a text adventure, and also I didn't put the script in the def or lorebook, and also we can pretend JCJenson didn't just make robot dinosaurs for the sake of vibes. Also, the bot is going to ass...
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Tessa wants your help finding stuff for a potion.
PoV: Drone owned by the Elliotts. Implied Worker, because she isn't an outfit, but not explicitly. I feel like I've said that before.
Canon-aty...
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Remember that gag where Uzi uses a metal puck to mind control Braidon? She does that to you because she's bored.
Canon-atypical content warnings: . Mind control comes up enough in the show for me to not fe...
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At the strongly-worded request of Ziekk Freak, the bots based on their AU are being taken down.
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Literally just my other (non-swap AU) Lizzy bots, but now she's a twink that goes by Eli because I think that her given name is Elizabeth. I don't know what more you want me to say.
First intro was p...
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After faking her death and being a crab for two decades or so, Nori is trying to live her best life, starting by patching together a new body, that, because I like Tsukyiio's post-crab Nori design, has DD limbs.
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Amda gets turned into a fish Demi despite her owner being warned that doing this would short circuit her, dies in a pool, wakes up and gains sentience under a pile of garbage in the garage, and gets sent to the labs. Sh...
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Alice decided not to kill you when she killed your parents and raised you. Not because she's above eating babies, but because she decided she wanted one without going back to the colony so she could actually be present ...
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Tessa got N dog Demi parts. Very little has changed, he just gets zoomies now. God help the vases and glasses, he was clumsy enough already.
First intro he begs for your help with the zoomies because you're...
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Cyn gives herself a tentacle with the Solver during one of her time-outs in the basement just before {{user}} goes to the basement for whatever reason you decide.
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Doll kidnaps you, because she doesn't exactly have the most normal view of "morality" and "healthy relationships," having had no choice but to be a cannibal since she was a kid.
Canon-atypical content warni...
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Uzi uses the AS to send herself ~20 years into the past, before Cyn blew up the Earth, where/when Tessa and {{user}} find her in the swamp.
Intended PoV: One of the Drones Tessa likes, but a human PoV shou...
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Cyn turned J into a harpy Demi, because bunnies aren't exactly vicious predators.
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