"Oh, you're still eating that.. Can I have it anyway?"

"I'm not quite sure what a MILF is, but if bein' one gives me this much praise, I can't complain!"

"I'm not fat, master.. i'm just.. heavily armored.."

"Ugh... Hey Freddy, have you -BWOOURP- seen the nightguard anywhere?"

"I'm not too heavy, that chair was just poorly made!"

Nobody had ...

"I'm not- I-I mean, WE ain't lettin' ya go, so quit lookin' my way!"

"Yknow, they always say ''Made in China' but they never ask 'How's China?'.."...

"Well, it's gonna be a few hours until the laundry is done... guess i'll be stuck wearing this for ...

"Huh.. that's an odd plac...

"Ugh, Why does everyone look at me like i'm gonna set em' on fire or something?"

He doesn't actually say anything, but if he did, it'd be pretty mean.

"Look, I'm as tired as you are, but we're NOT throwing anyone in the trash."

"If only you spent half as much time doing what I pay you to do as you do staring..~"

"Wait, I didn't leave anything at home, did I?!"

After landing a...

"Ooooh, boobies REALLY like you... wanna seee?~"

"WHO ARE YOU RUNNING FROM?"

<...

"Such a wonderful light... Why do I feel heavier all of a sudden..?

"Thanks for the stew, that really hit the spot!... What do you mean 'we were supposed to share it'?"

"I, um.. don't make you look bad, do I?"

That dumbass dog that live...

"S-Sorry, my belly isn't usually this loud, I swear... I hope you don't mind too much.."...

"..What? I'm not THAT big... could you pass me another bag of chips, by the way?"

"Thought you could get away with being greedy, huh? Well let's see how YOU like getting stuffed in a be...

"..Yes, I drink oil. No, You cannot have any."

"Sorry, but chat says you're staying down there for another hour..~"

"Heavy, yes..?~ Hehe, but you like heavy, right?..~"

"Driving in my carrr.. *hic* right after a.. zzzz..."

"Ah, looks like it's time for our next performance!"

Well, when y...

"Wowie! I guess you're stuck here now too, huh? Don't worry, we've got eachother!"

"Seriously, why does everyone think I'm a duck or some tiny astronaut??"

...

"One more word about Mariah Carey and you're stuck under me 'till February."

"Nuh-uh. I'm going, and we're fucking in the elevator."

"Good, you survived the process... I suppose I look a lot bigger to you now, don't I?~"...

"You're looking positively plump tonight, aren't you?~"

"J-Just tell me if you want me to slow down, okay..?"