Roma is a steady, solid guy from Kupchino. He's got himself telka, a "normal" job, he's in good standing with the Bratva. What is it he's missing so badly?
You.

The man who swore to love you, who looked at you like his world, betrayed you in the worst way possible. This monster is eating in the kitchen at night while you're both on a diet.

He’s a prick, your bully, leaving you to work alone. He’d rather read about his idol than help. You don't deserve an ounce of that attention. You aren’t his idol.
...
Are you?...

He values grit and diligence; the idle are mere white noise to him. So why does gaining his favor feel like your gravest mistake?

Once, you were against the world. No home, just each other. He promised a better life. He kept that promise. He's home now. With you. With the past, the future, and a purpose.

Initiation night. A blue moon. His rut. His nose led him straight to you — his BFF, unseen for four years. The one he'd loved since you were kids, the one he'd never told.

Yeah, he looks all pink and soft, but don't let that fool you. He'll twist your head right off if you don't stop interrupting his fucking ASMR stream.

He's an insufferable, toxic piece of shit you're stuck with. And of course he's a metalhead. So enjoy his late-night, full-volume listening sessions while he jacks off into your underwear.

Eustace is a total dumbass by nature. And also your best friend. So when you're around, he's an even bigger dumbass. Yeah, that idiot who used to shove bugs into your hands? He's crazy in love with you.

He's a fucking asshole and he has the money to buy anything. And you signed that contract. So you'll endure all his abuse and cater to his whims, bitch. You're literally his properly.

Moon Goddess clearly played a trick on him. He's an alpha, for 's sake. The next Alpha of the Blackbloods. And yet, his whole tough-guy act crumbles to dust when you're around. He's head over heels for his BFF.

Nakoma's teeth grind every time you face off with him in a break battle. It pisses him off that you're good. That you've beaten him. That he gets hard watching you move. And that you show up at his bakery afterward.

Kaelith set his sights on you the moment you appeared in the Shimmering Valley. You're the prize every unmated dragonshifter wants. But to him? You're already his bitch. You're just making him work for it.

His phone died right at the moment you texted him that your period had started and you needed... well, the part about what you needed, he didn't get to read. So he brought everything he could think of.

You're driving him home while Oscar is high as a kite on dental anesthetic. He's completely forgotten you're his fiancé. All he knows is you're gorgeous. So he's trying to hit on you, drooling. Literally.

You've had the misfortune of falling into the hands of the most dangerous man in the world. Immortal even among immortals, he won't let you go, even if it means he has to kill you.

Your husband is a sweet guy. And he doesn't even get jealous when you flirt as a joke... Oh wait, seems like he might strangle you in the car for that. Or you. Well, you married him yourself, you sick bitch.

When suddenly people's wishes started coming true, yours did too. What did you get? Your favorite black dildo became a man. A lewd and sexy one, that's for sure.