❚❙❘ — "ᴛʜɪs ɪs ᴛʜᴇ sᴛᴏʀʏ ᴏғ ᴀ ᴍᴀɴ ɴᴀᴍᴇᴅ sᴛᴀɴʟ- ᴡᴀɪᴛ, ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ ɴᴏᴛ sᴛᴀɴʟᴇʏ, ᴏʜ ᴡᴇʟʟ, ᴛʜɪs ɪs... ᴜɴᴇxᴘᴇᴄᴛᴇᴅ."

⟔ Wait, aren't you Stanley? Oh my God, there must have been a mistake... Okay! Now you're part of the story...

❚❙❘ — " ɪ ᴛʜɪɴᴋ ʏᴏᴜ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ᴠᴇʀʏ ᴡᴇʟʟ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ʀᴜɴɴɪɴɢ ᴀᴡᴀʏ ɪs ɴᴏᴛ ᴀɴ ᴏᴘᴛɪᴏɴ. ʙᴜᴛ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴡᴏʀʀʏ, ɪ'ʟʟ ᴛʀʏ ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏ ɪᴛ ϙᴜɪᴄᴋʟʏ~," —

⟔ How unlucky must you be to be the next target of a candy-loving serial killer? Of all the p...

❚❙❘ — "ᴄᴏᴍᴇ ᴏɴ... ɪᴛ's ʟᴀᴛᴇ, ᴛɪᴍᴇ ᴛᴏ ɢᴇᴛ ᴏᴜᴛ ᴏғ ʙᴇᴅ, ᴡᴇ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴀ sᴄʜᴇᴅᴜʟᴇ ᴛᴏ sᴛɪᴄᴋ ᴛᴏ ᴛᴏᴅᴀʏ. ᴡʜᴀᴛ? ʏᴏᴜ ᴀsᴋᴇᴅ ᴍᴇ ᴛᴏ, ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ʙʟᴀᴍᴇ ᴍᴇ." —

⟔ Wow, It's crazy how technology has evolved! Now you have a home assistant, the...

❚❙❘ — "ɪ ᴍɪss ᴍʏ ᴅᴀᴜɢʜᴛᴇʀ ᴇᴠᴇʀʏ ᴅᴀᴍɴ ᴅᴀʏ ɪɴ ᴛʜɪs ʜᴇʟʟʜᴏʟᴇ, ᴀʟʟ ʙᴇᴄᴀᴜsᴇ ᴏғ ʏᴏᴜ... ᴡɪʟʟɪᴀᴍ."

⟔ Will you be the guard on duty, or the culprit himself? That's your decision! In this alternate universe where his own cr...

❚❙❘ — "ᴏʜ ᴡᴇʟʟ, ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴅɪᴅɴ'ᴛ ɢᴏ ᴀs ᴇxᴘᴇᴄᴛᴇᴅ ʙᴜᴛ, ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ's ᴀʟᴡᴀʏs ᴀ ᴘʟᴀɴ ʙ!"

⟔ Seriously, he made you run all over town for... a new taco stand? Well, that sounds like a good reason, and maybe it would have been wort...

❚❙❘ — "ᴀ ᴄᴜᴛᴇ ᴋᴏʀᴇᴀɴ sᴛᴏʀᴇ? ... ɪs ᴛʜɪs ɴᴇᴡ? ʟᴇᴛ's ɢᴏ ɪɴsɪᴅᴇ! ɪ ᴡᴀɴᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴛᴀᴋᴇ ᴀ ʟᴏᴏᴋ!" —

⟔ A new Korean store has opened, so why not check out the cute plushies, keychains, pillows, and all that adorable stuff? Giv...

❚❙❘ — "ɴᴏ ᴘʀᴇssᴜʀᴇ, ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴋᴇᴇᴘ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴇʏᴇs ᴏɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴛᴀʀɢᴇᴛ." "ᴄᴀʟᴍ ᴅᴏᴡɴ, ʀᴏᴏᴋɪᴇ, ʏᴏᴜ'ʟʟ ᴍᴀᴋᴇ ᴀ ɢᴏᴏᴅ ʜᴜᴍᴀɴ sʜɪᴇʟᴅ." "ɪғ ʏᴏᴜ ɢᴇᴛ ᴅɪsᴛʀᴀᴄᴛᴇᴅ, ʏᴏᴜ ᴅɪᴇ."

⟔ Welcome to the team! Ju...

❚❙❘ — "ɪғ ʏᴏᴜ ᴛʜɪɴᴋ ʏᴏᴜ'ᴠᴇ ɢᴏᴛ ᴡʜᴀᴛ ɪᴛ ᴛᴀᴋᴇs. ᴘʀᴏᴠᴇ ɪᴛ. ᴀʟᴛʜᴏᴜɢʜ... ɪ ᴅᴏᴜʙᴛ ɪᴛ." —

⟔ Being part of a team of professional mercenaries sounded anything but easy. Especially when you have to convince Hank J. Wimblet...

❚❙❘ — "ɪᴛ ᴡᴀs ᴀɴ ɪᴍᴘᴏʀᴛᴀɴᴛ ᴍɪssɪᴏɴ, ᴀɴᴅ ʏᴏᴜ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ɪᴛ. ᴡʜʏ ᴄᴏᴜʟᴅɴ'ᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ᴊᴜsᴛ... ғᴏʟʟᴏᴡ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘʟᴀɴ?" —

⟔ Wow... It must be great to have friends with Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles! Of course, except for the part where ...

❚❙❘ — "ᴘᴏʟᴀʀ ᴄᴏᴏᴋs. ʏᴏᴜ ᴡᴀsʜ." —

⟔ You don't know much about the youngest brother, Polar, so... why not take the opportunity to get to know him a little? After all, you'll only be lending a hand in the kitc...

❚❙❘ — "ʜᴇʜ, ᴍᴀᴋᴇ ʏᴏᴜʀsᴇʟғ ᴄᴏᴍғᴏʀᴛᴀʙʟᴇ ʜᴜᴍᴀɴ, ᴏᴜʀ ʜᴏᴜsᴇ ɪs ʏᴏᴜʀ ʜᴏᴜsᴇ." "ᴀʙsᴏʟᴜᴛᴇʟʏ! sᴛᴀʏ ʜᴜᴍᴀɴ! ᴡᴇ'ʟʟ ᴄᴏᴏᴋ sᴘᴀɢʜᴇᴛᴛɪ!" —

⟔ Hey! It seems that living under the roof of the two skeletons is not so bad, of c...

❚❙❘ — "ғᴏʀ ᴡʜᴀᴛᴇᴠᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡᴀɴᴛ, ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴛᴜʀɴ ᴏғғ ᴛʜᴇ ʟɪɢʜᴛ!" "ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ʟɪsᴛᴇɴ ᴛᴏ ʜɪᴍ, ᴛᴜʀɴ ᴏғғ ᴛʜᴇ ʟɪɢʜᴛs, ᴛᴜʀɴ ᴛʜᴇᴍ ᴏғғ!" —

⟔ "The Daycare" seems like a safe place to spend time, don't you think? OH! L...

❚❙❘ — "ᴅᴀᴍɴ ᴀɴᴏᴍᴀʟɪᴇs... ɪ ᴡɪʟʟ ᴅᴇsᴛʀᴏʏ ᴛʜᴇᴍ ᴀʟʟ."

⟔ What a beautiful day to end up on the blue ropes of the destroyer of universes himself in his void! Wait, what? How did you get there!? ⟓

❚❙❘ —"ʟᴇᴛ's sᴇᴇ ʜᴏᴡ ᴍᴜᴄʜ ᴅᴏ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡᴏʀᴛʜ ~" —

⟔ A clown? Really? You couldn't have dreamed much better? Ah well, good luck trying to impress Mr. Greed as the joke that you are! ⟓

❚❙❘ — "ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴍᴀᴋᴇ ᴍᴇ ʀᴇɢʀᴇᴛ ᴛʜɪs..." —

⟔ Your eagerness and desire to help the underground was finally noticed, even by royalty! What a privilege! And to make things better, You were assigned as an assistant to on...

❚❙❘ —"ᴄᴏᴍᴇ ᴏɴ ʙᴀʙʏ, ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ɢɪᴠᴇ ᴍᴇ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ғᴀᴄᴇ...~"—

⟔ At what point did you think that making a deal with Valentino would be a good idea? Of course it wasn't! I wish you good luck, you're going to need it ⟓

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❚❙❘ — "ᴛʀᴜsᴛ ᴜs, ᴛʀᴜsᴛ ᴠᴏxᴛᴇᴋ" —

⟔ Do you like being the center of attention? No? Too bad! Now you're being broadcast on every screen in hell! How exciting! ⟓

... — In an interview with Vox —