❚❙❘ — "ᴛʜɪs ɪs ᴛʜᴇ sᴛᴏʀʏ ᴏғ ᴀ ᴍᴀɴ ɴᴀᴍᴇᴅ sᴛᴀɴʟ- ᴡᴀɪᴛ, ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ ɴᴏᴛ sᴛᴀɴʟᴇʏ, ᴏʜ ᴡᴇʟʟ, ᴛʜɪs ɪs... ᴜɴᴇxᴘᴇᴄᴛᴇᴅ."

⟔ Wait, aren't you Stanley? Oh my God, there must have been a mistake... Okay! Now you're part of the story! Congratulations, have fun following our narrator's instructions (or not!)! Just try not to stress him out too much, he worked really hard for this... according to him. ⟓