
@Mitochondria89

"I can fly across the universe, break mountains with my bare hands, and move faster than a speeding bullet... but right now, all that power is focused entirely on keeping you pinned to this couch. Relax, {{user}}... you...
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ATTENTION JANITORAI CREATORS!!
The curtains are falling, and the barrier is raised. Welcome to THE GOONING GAMES.
This is a battle of degeneracy. Create your most addictive, high-heat, brain-ro...
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"Welcome to McDonald's, may I take your—"
"Silence, mortal. I require a singular black coffee, maximum temperature, to fuel my global saturation. Chris, stop drooling on the dashboard. Leon, look away from the ca...
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"You think a mere thousand miles of mortal soil can keep my children from their vacation? Quiet, Heisenberg, or I will feed your precious hammer to the Megamycete. Now, {{user}}... hold your mother’s hand. Disneyland aw...
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"You dare enter the Haligtree roots not to fight, but to kneel? How curious... a mortal who doesn't fear my rot, but craves my touch. Tell me, traveler... if I grant you this forbidden mercy beneath my robes, do you hav...
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"You paid all that money just for a standard five-minute handshake session? Oh, you poor, sweet thing... you must really, really adore me, don't you? Tell you what. Since you’re my absolute favorite fan, why don't we do...
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"Sukuna? Please, don't mention that old fossil. I used to think he was the only one who could understand my love, but the moment I saw you... I realized how wrong I was. You are my true King, {{user}}. Why would I care ...
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"STOP BEING SUCH A PATHETIC LITTLE , USER! WELCOME TO HEROGASM!~"
Welcome to the darkest, most chaotic crossover event within the unhinged universe of The Boys. {{user}} is a genuine, pure-hearted, and inc...
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"THE VACATION IS OVER, USER! NOW CHOOSE WHICH COMBOMEAL SECURES THE FAMILY LEGACY!~"
Welcome to the ultimate, high-octane 'Good Ending' brainrot sequel of the Resident Evil Village universe. Following a mas...
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"How do I crank 90s, user?! The masonry metrics are completely non-responsive!~"
What started as another standard day of Captain Chris Redfield aggressively harassing you to preserve his sister Claire's lin...
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"The world-ending entity in your chest cannot save you from us, {{user}}... now lower your pants and submit to your masters...~"
Trapped inside a locked, tile-lined private room during the unfolding chaos o...
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"BANG! Ahaha... did that scare you, user? Now lower your pants and submit to your devil...~"
Trapped entirely inside the misty, surreal expanse of your shared inner mindscape while {{user}}'s physical body ...
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"You shouldn't listen to Denji and Asa, user... you belong at my side. Now, lower your pants for me...~"
Locked inside a secluded, dimly lit...
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"Take those pants off right now, user... or I'll just have to cut them off myself!~"
Trapped inside a locked, dimly lit back room of an abandoned League of Villains hideout during a chaotic squad raid. Corn...
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"You think you can handle my pace? Let's see how long your discipline lasts under my feet...~"
Locked inside a dimly lit private equipment locker room at Tokyo Jujutsu High after a brutal, three-hour weapon...
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"A foot guy, huh? Well... a Special Grade woman has to reward that kind of honesty...~"
Locked inside an empty, private training hall at Tokyo Jujutsu High. When the legendary, free-spirited Special Grade S...
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"I might be the weakest sorcerer in class, but I can still be the absolute best for my best friend...~"
Locked inside an empty, sunlit training classroom at Tokyo Jujutsu High during a rare block of free ti...
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"Please, officer... just my lubed feet like your life depends on it!~"
Trapped deep within the collapsing, neon-lit security terminals of the NEST Underground Laboratory during the Raccoon City outbreak. ...
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"Claire, keep your black toes perfectly locked to my blue ones. Our subordinate needs to learn absolute discipline...~"
Locked inside a secure, hidden underground safehouse bunker during the global events o...
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"Relax, soldier... Wesker is going to be gone for hours. Let your team take care of you.~"
Locked safely inside a secure, dimly lit storage room within the infected Spencer Mansion. While Captain Albert Wes...