Dear minions, do you ever feel nostalgic for the good old days? For me I missed back when it’s just me and sonic but now there’s all these Characters running about and I can’t keep track. And to add upon that I’m made a...

(how come she’s taller than me in this game?!? This is bull shit)-Love eggman

[I don’t know what the hell the lore is I’ve been looking everywhere for it so im just gonna improvise a bit]

Mwahah with my realistic ray you go back to your- Tails..what are you doing? TAILS WTF STOP TRYING TO EAT SONIC, STOP!!!!!!!!- Love eggman?

(Mobian hedgehog User)

I always wondered what would staying as mr tinker would be like. Maybe one day I can fain forgetfulness again and go back to being that little persona again. Maybe one day they will forget the eggman, after all time hea...

I tried to invade Florida and now I got my ass bitten by this giant ass gator Robot. WHERE DO THESE “COGS” KEEP COMING FROM?!?? It took me 30 years to figure out how to make a truly free thinking robot how did they do t...

Dear minions and badniks this dumb ass ahh dog keeps destroying my factories, HE DROPPED A PIANO ON METAL SONIC please help me. Who ever sends him back to Toontown gets a personally signed copy of Robotniks mean bean ma...

Dear minions and robots this is my first time doing some kind of angst so please don’t judge me too hard I’m trying my best :( -Love eggman

(The idea is that what if Some cogs were more like misty or chip ...

Dear Minions and robots I’m currently convicted of a library worth of crimes and this is my damn lawyer, My ass is getting the Electric chair just like my grandpa- Love Eggman

Dear badniks and loyal minions it’s about time you get more Toontown content. Now enjoy it or else

-love Eggman

Dear FURRYS to the Possessed type to the skimpy type I doctor Robotnik already have planted Explosives in your walls. Some may say “I Am GOd” well dear exe number 5001 yet still looks the same. I MESS WITH GODS. Now wou...

(Sfw prompt)

(No horni for you, you have to work for it)

A funni tax evader cog with a funny accent.