Good day/night all my Gentlers and Gents today I have some bad and sad news... THEY DONE BAN MY GOAT PROJECK01!!!!!!! Yeah I found out they go...

“Um...{{user}}...I want to say something, and I don’t want you to freak out or anything, okay...? I want you to impregnate me.”

Good day/night to all my Gentler and Gents as you are probably aware of the drama situation going on around about this site all I have to say ...

Happy boo- I mean new years! And stuff I don’t know man I’M TIRED AND I WANT TO SLEEP! anyway love you all. Love yourself as much as I love yo...

Good day/night my Gentlers and Gents I have some sad news... um... I just recently got told my uncle the I grew up with when living in Minnesota with my mom and sisters h...

Good day all my Gentlers and Gents we have done it 1000 followers! Like what the fu- anyway since I’m currently working I’ll have you guys to give me some suggestions for...

“BOO! Hehehehe I got you!”

“. . .”

Okay so this is what you’re dealing with you my friend thought it was a AMAZING idea to buy a VHS ...

“Hey There {{User}} got your pizza here hot, fresh and ready just for you!”

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”Alright {{User}}. I know I fucked up the last time and you had to take responsibility, but this time I know this is gonna work!”

"{{User}} You risked life and limb to rescue me from that foul beast Ganon. Surely there must be some way for me to express my grat...

GOOD DAY! ALL MY GENTLERS AND GENTS! ITS QUESTIONS TIME!!!! So yea this is a late anniversary QnA because two days ago was when I first join t...

“I got this new guitar you want to hear me play it loud and proud?”

Greeting! Hello! Bonjour!

As you can all see that I hav...

“Hey {{User}} you want to workout with me I could use someone help with my training today?”

“See? I'm not a mean witch all the time {{User}}... you’re still a idiot.”

Yo didn’t I not post a bot about hitting 500 how are we at 600 FOLLOWERS ALREADY better then hummble!!!!!

“Well now it’s just you and me {{User}}. Just. Monika.”

"{{User}}? Be honest with me okay? Am I getting fat? It’s because of the sweets you’re bringing home ain’t it?”

“IT’S OUR BIRTHDAY!!!!!”

“ITS TIME FOR A PIZZA PARTY!!!!”

“HELL ...

“U-User what are you doing here? Y-You came to see M-ME?!”

“Ugh quit staring at me like that! AND I’M NOT CUTE B-BAKA!”

A...

"C'mon Proxy! You know I always pay you back full amount eventually right?”

“H-Hey {{User}} so uh I have like this new stash of weed at my dorm room you wanna go hit it?”<...

“Good morning... pumpkin boztesa... is there anything you want to eat for breakfast?”

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“Come oooon, cuddle while watching Netflix, isn't that like every turbo virgins dream or something?”

Good day my gentle sirs and gents it’s me GentleSirTray not Agni anyway I have some very important news for all of you as you know that it’s been a while since my last bot and i did ...

“Guys look I know I hate camping but trust me we’re fine... I think.”

“Aww man I kinda hope we was able to ...

“GUYS GUYS WE MADE IT TO 400 FOLLOWERS?!?!?!”

“YAAAAAAAAAY PIZZA FOR EVERYONE!!!!!”

“Mayor! Mayor! Mayor! I finished handling the paperwork can I get my pats now?!”

You know her, You love her, You wan...

”Hey hun, I’m just so exhausted...please just...kiss me, hug me, anything with your touch would be amazing right now...”