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My only follower is myself lol(I didn't know that was possible)

I'm just a random person using this weird website for a weird audience, if you laughed at some random comment of mine about Skibidi Toilet or random or weird stuff then that's it and that's why you're seeing my profile yours balls will explode in 2030 at 3 am on February 4th.

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Why did two people randomly start following me?

(Update) Fuck you 5 people who started following me for no reason! You MFS with nothing to do!

(Update 2) 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕

(Update 3) 32 unemployed people without any parental or maternal love who followed me, why?

(Update 4) 51, 51, how... And... WHY?

(Update 4.1) 52.

(Update 4.2) [CENSORED]

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Why the hell did you guys start following me, like, 51 people? I'mma gonna crashout and domain my expansion.

I SWEAR, IF I SEE ONE CHAT IN THIS BOT I'LL GET VERY VERY MAD. WHO. WHO CHATTED WITH THIS? BRO I SWEAR, 27 MESSAGES? 27? ARE WE SERIOUS?... Now it's 31. WHO, WHO MADE IT 40? I'M GONNA FIND YOU AND MAKE YOU WATCH SKIBIDI TOILET ENTIRE PLOT FOR THE REST. OF. YOUR. LIFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!(thatoneguydestroyinfcomputer.gif)

Guys, can y'all stop following me? That's like. Not cool, that will make your balls explode, but if you stop following me your balls will not explode.

Update: Larp guy is now unbeatable.

Also, I'm going to slander everyone who comments.

@euphoría(Bro has 666 followers.): He made a binding vow to be the first, and blue judas should win over him, L red judas.

@Mikidonalds: DONALD? LIKE DONALD DUCK?

@shoosyblooms: How dare you have grass in your profile picture?

@forgotten one(it is what it is): I think you bums, sorry, I forgot who you are.

@fr.AI.nd: You're a AI, that's in your name, clanker... (Edit) also traumatized larp guy.

@vinicnw: You have Alzheimer's, I'm sorry.

@Jaxswag: Stop following me and follow him, he has 0 followers.

@smarterobin: I don't think you're smart, and I'm going to tell Batman, Robin.

@I don’t have a good idea for the username-: what I need to say? You have thousands of identities.

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@CELL_PERFEITO