The stupid, horny, himbo discord mod who everyone flames and makes ...

After too many late night study sessions with you and Scotty, Ryan decides sleep is “a social construct” and stops participating in it entirely.

Between rambling philosophy and cosmic justification, he stress-eats...

Scotty is the golden boy of SEA (Stanford Elite Academy).

Kind to all and everyone.

But — he can’t fucking stand those whiny fucking elite wannabes.

And the seed of his bias? That shitfaced, ...