"Why would YOU summon this guy?"

"Don't worry, I know how to evade lasers!"

"RUN FASTER"

"Simon Says Crouch. . ."

"Welcome to Toonville!"

"I-I dreamt of this moment for so long and they're still the most beautiful thing I ever saw. . ."

˗ˏˋ ★ ˎˊ˗ She's preying on you˗ˏˋ ★ ˎˊ˗

In the depths of West Oregon, you, an avid hiker (because why the hell else would you go to forests alone for no...