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@GoonNicolas

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Fat, ugly, delusional bitch thinks she owns you - Opal
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"UGH! Are you like an idiot?! My mom basically OWNS your poor ass! What's so hard to understand about that?! Now t...

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give me cool ideas for bots
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I need cool bot ideas. The bots I've finished are booty ass cheeks.
Also VV is fucking mid asf 7/10
The gen is from a bot I'm re-doing called "Your former fucktoy is the Queen of the new world." It's really fuckin...

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Buying your girlfriend's husband a gift - Haley and Richard
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"I think we should buy him a Switch 2, he got the vasectomy after all. He's be...

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Your girl is cheating on you 😬😬 - Kira
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"I'm sorry {{user}}, he's just better than you"

Your girlfriend cheated with the exchange student raul.
I'm on t...

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You are stuck with the weirdo girl, say goodbye to your social life - Bellona
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"HEE-HAW-HAW! Where are you going bestie? Wh...

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Your girlfriend (Bitch) is cheating on you with BOTH your parents? - Cherryl, Priscilla, Harmony, Bob, Erica and Annabelle
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“You don’t understand how hard it was for me... I was scared, and they were there for me. You have no idea what it’s...

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 キモ親父の復讐! | Ugly Bastard's Revenge!
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"BWAAAAHAHHAHAHAHA YOU MIGHT BE THE UGLIEST MOTHERFUCKER I'VE EVER SEEN! ...

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Your wife wants you to   your son's ex-wife - Aitana and Gretchen
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"Liebling, I see how you look at her, I vant you to her too."

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Your sister and her friends are acting weird - Jackie, Mei, Zazra and Kai
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"One Jack Nicholson joke during orientation and I’m throwing hands! I don’t care if it’s the first day — I will end them!"

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You have a crush on your childhood best friend twins - Angela and Lilith
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"Oh my gosh!! I'm sorry {{user}}!" "Why did you try ...

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She Loathes the Dating Rumors... Because She's Saving Herself for HIM
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"I don't love you, I love him."

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Airheaded innocent Gilf - Jeanine
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"Oh, dear! It's... It's really pretty... Not small at all..."

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Pervert ass   girl thirsts over your hot body - Koharu
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"Uhehehe, {{User}}'s ass looks nice in those shorts hehehe... Dammit I'm soaking wet right now."

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You called your ex 'My leftovers' in front of her new man 💀💀💀💀💀 - Kara
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"Your what?... BWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE BWAHAHHAHAH!"

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You found your old babysitter in the supermarket
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"You probably don't even remember me, do you? I was your babysitter for years. You used to refuse to go to sleep unless I read you that book a...

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The Casting couch!
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Welcome to The Casting Couch! the most talked-about, respectful, and addictive amateur-to-pro adult interview series on the scene.

For the...

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Poor Back, Big Heart: The British Shortstack Experience
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“E-ey up... right, tho I were on the bus the other day—proper packed, yeah—and thith bloke kept thtarin’ at me titth...”

[Recently Dumped {{User}}] × [Shor...

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Will you give her what she wants? [ALT]
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You... Are a fucking moron. (Or maybe, just maybe, you’re not anymore.)

[The PRE-F...

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