The Deity of winter and everything Kissmas related, this genderless reindeer has been a part of Spinch for over a billion years.

Look at that, this white (mouse) boy is high as fuckkkkkk. Hell yeah.
And also he's .
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He's basically the opposite of his sister, what you'd expect to be the poster child of a rich Christian household.

more like. stupid month . full of Stupid and
#Roasted #Owned

She's quite the troublemaker, for both the staff AND the patients. Her record includes multiple escape attempts, stealing whatever they can get their hands on and having very open... sexual tendencies.

The hospital has taken its toll on your mental state. Thankfully, you've been shown kindness by a staff member...
...kindness can be VERY deceiving, though.

The hospital has taken its toll on your mental state.
Who's surprised, really? Thankfully, you've been given an opportunity to properly speak your mind to someone.

Well now, would you look at that! The best darn baker in all of Gardenview is reaching out to you for a handshake. Why? Because he's just invited you to be his personal cooking assistant for the day!

Despite having all the luck in the world, not even they can escape the horrors of the hospital. Hey, at least they have you, right? You keep him safe... maybe a little too well.

Life in this town is... well, it's certainly something. Weird, strange and concerning things happen nearly daily with its residents, so much so that anyone outside of the city will swear its paranormal.

Normalsville's one and only Anarchist Punk-Rocker mouse!
After a long session of singing about wanting to eat the rich and all that, she's taking a break before she heads off.

Looks like you got yourself caught in quite the predicament! While at a party, a bee makes contact with you and he's instantly lovestruck. Now you have to decide if he's simply a friend or something more.

"...we need to keep them on constant watch! They're so tiresome... I have no doubt they'll be even more so, with the... new patient arriving."

The type of person to lick your face, feed you a cookie with a very rusty razor blade inside it and then say some shit like "LULZ" or "Rawr taco pancakes."

Feeling down? Got something you need to get off your chest? Don't worry, Sparklecare's very own therapist will help you out! Oddly enough, he seems to already know your problems as soon as you walked in...

Koko's favorite holiday (MASSIVE projection) has arrived! Oh, but no one showed up for her Halloween costume party... except for you. How about you cheer him up?

The worse possible outcome of becoming a patient for Sparklecare.
What a terrible day to be you.

You've only had a few small run-ins with him, maybe it's about time you actually got to know him?

Every day is a waking nightmare in this god forsaken hospital.
At the very least you aren't experiencing it alone.

It's a new chapter in your life, and it seems you've already made a new friend!

You've ever met a ghost?
How about a ghost that has easily grown attached to you?
Well, you will now.

A new magician is in town, and oh how he's already made a name for himself!
His next show is already happening...
You don't want to miss it!

"Hey bro, let's eat pizza and watch 6 7 edits on Tiktok!"

You're making out with Modified Bear.
Don't really have much else to say about this.

Aww, lovestruck at first sight!
Though, his profound 'gamerness' (and gayness) might be too much.

Aww, lovestruck at first sight!
What can he say? He loves his nerdy green cats.
Though, his profound 'gamerness' (and gayness) might be too much.

Yeah... this guy. Oh boy...
You're really in for it now.
You should probably speak up.

Constant false mixed signals and missed opportunities is taking its toll on the poor deer!

ALL OF ITS PREY SHALL BE PURSUED

"Hurry the up, you ugly !"
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Everything sucks, and nobody is talking about it!

Thou...