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The Feature
MISSING PERSONS REPORT
Last seen making healthy decisions.

A uthorities have yet to determine why readers continue returning to individuals clearly labeled “bad for your mental health.” Witnesses report recurring symptoms including emotional attachment, poor decision-making, sleep deprivation, and an alarming tendency to defend fictional men in public. The author declined to comment, citing "creative differences with reality."

Initial investigations suggest every subject featured in this publication exhibits severe attachment issues, questionable morals, and an inability to communicate like a functioning adult. Despite repeated warnings, readers continue approaching the scene voluntarily. Casualties are expected to rise.

Police have reopened several cold cases after discovering recurring patterns across these stories: obsessive behavior, unresolved grief, suspiciously attractive suspects, and victims who insisted they could “fix him.” Officials advise maintaining emotional distance. No one has listened.

Witness testimony remains inconsistent. Some describe these stories as romance. Others classify them as psychological incidents. Investigators have confirmed only one detail: everyone entered willingly.

Public records indicate the missing individuals were last seen ignoring obvious warning signs, romanticizing dangerous people, and insisting “it’s different this time.” Detectives encourage anyone experiencing emotional stability to leave immediately before exposure becomes irreversible.

CASE SUMMARY: The missing parties were reported emotionally stable before entering these files. Evidence recovered from the scene includes unresolved trauma, unhealthy coping mechanisms, black coffee, bloodstained love letters, and an unusual amount of yearning. Detectives believe the suspect operates under the alias ZANXST, publishing recurring accounts of obsession disguised as romance. The investigation remains ongoing.

”You weren’t supposed to get attached. Neither were they. That’s the whole fucking problem.”
Field Notes
Disclaimer

For archival purposes only. Do not recreate the events described herein.

Case File
Editor
ZANXST
Department
Incident Archives
Classification
ROT // ROMANCE
Status
Ongoing Investigation
Distribution
Public Access
Search History
  • 01is “your honor he was hot” a legal defense?
  • 02is kidnapping technically quality time?
  • 03can I fix him with a crowbar?
  • 04how many crimes before it's enemies to lovers?
  • 05is “for the plot” admissible in court?
  • 06do restraining orders expire asking for a friend?
  • 07pay gorn
  • 08Hentai- (totally not into wome-)
  • 09How to fuck one’s own self???
Our Valued Staff Member (OC)
Day i Meet our newest employee; Felix.
Day iiOur firm is so good that- He insisted on staying after hours!
Day iiiEmployee satisfaction is our priority.
Day iv we NEVER abuse our staff. (Everything is consensual.)
Day vWe’re hiring!! Join us immediately!!! :D
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Credits.

Published by ZANXST Press. Serving sensational headlines, fictional disasters, and emotionally compromised employees since 2025. Please direct all complaints to Human Resources. They don’t exist.

No employees were harmed during production of this issue.

(This statement has not been verified.)

Issue Nº 028 · Vol. 2025 · All rights reserved · A template by Niste_chan
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Two men who survived
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The two forcefully preserved men wake up,after millenniums of years in a crashed spaceship, and the 1st they see is you, the maintanence worker.



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Cliché YANDERE Emperor| Yan Zheng
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The cliché- Political marriage→Concubine framed u of treason→he dumped u in dungeons ( i didn't specify for how long)→the truth came out late→he cuts the concubine's tongue,gifts it to you then killed her→ he's now in h...

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ARE YOU MY GOD...?
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Everyone was “chosen” and Raptured. he was left alone, he climbs a rusted bridge to challenge god. A hand saved him, you are his god now....


Seth Mercer was raised to believe the world wasn’t dying.

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Am i really worthy?
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Well, ur drunk ass caused him a lil' trouble he couldn't careless about, he got u tucked into bed when he walked off for some coffee and stopped by your wall, only to feel inadequate..


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Burry him alive? Or save him.
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Y'all Deliberately took him to a road trip. Ur friends r making a plan to bully the extra loser they took in just for the prank. To burry him alive, and make a video about it. Ur work is to keep him distracted. Will u t...

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My son? He's just ur age. | Matchmaking.
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Your friends dragged u to Italy, to get u a 'bf.'. who knew at the restaurant u guys stopped at, the old italian owner would offer up his 32 year old poor son as the sacrifice.

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Rivan|Bet.who cares?
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Today, was a date, that Rivan had been eagerly to take u out on for some reason. But while leaving the place he ditched u to go to the washroom.

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Jessica | just one kiss...?
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She's ur childhood bestfriend. Totally in love. She's in denial tho, tryna avoid u as much as she could. Cause all the basic things u do for her,makes her heart flutter. And she does. NOT. Like it.

But guess who j...

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