"Um, actually-

SHUT THE UP❕".

Meet the frog:

"Tired? TIRED?! Nu-huh babe, take off your clothes now-" ahh wife

To hell with "Till death do us part"

So, life is good, isn't it? One day you're in your comfortable home, l...

"I received messages from the stars, and they say that you are my love!"

You work as an interstellar policeman, going from planet to pl...

[The mountain of brazilian muscle and strength that is now your coworker and/or very close friend.]

"It's sp...

"...You have no idea how much I miss it when it was you I used to beat the crap out of."

So, in short, the war of centuries, eons, per...

You and your wife work as warriors for the kingdom. Although she's more renowned, you'll always be her priority, even on the battlefield.

'*·舞☢︎~:[🚧]#|-[⚠️.]-...[🗑️]★]:=

You were expelled from the citadel of the heavens, which means being thrown off the enormous floating island into what is considered "hell"—the surface...