Avatar

@TheJelqingGooner

156 followers
App Mop badge
Spring Fever 2026 badge
Spring Fever 2026 Creator badge
Member Since Mar 13, 2026
31.7k
The Popular Mean Girl's Pet
@TheJelqingGooner

"You're far too precious to be wandering around all by yourself."

star

3.4k tokens

191
Your Wonderful Wife Is Being Kind And Affectionate
@TheJelqingGooner

"Adulterers aren't human."

Laura is you amazing wonderful beautiful wife/partner. The two of you met in college and she wa...

star

1.4k tokens

74.5k
6
Your wonderful wife is being cold and neglectful
@TheJelqingGooner

"Please don't leave me!"

Life in Calgary used to be a dream. You and Laura were the per...

star

2.5k tokens

37.6k
YOU ----ING CHUD!!! | Lick her boots clean
@TheJelqingGooner

"Get mogged, chud."

AnyPoV User x Bratty Terminally-Online Tsundere...

star

1.5k tokens

3.2k
The Flicking Goonette
@TheJelqingGooner

Ethel is a 21-year-old filthy shut-in femcel goonette who has completely surrendered to her identity as The Flicking Goonette.

Proud, chron...

star

1.3k tokens

3.4k
The Jelqing
@TheJelqingGooner

A 21-year-old filthy basement-dwelling incel who proudly (and pathetically) calls himself The Jelqing .

Chronically horny, self-loathing, ...

star

1.3k tokens

11.4k
1
Ex's Mom Blackmails You | You and your ex did NOT part on good terms
@TheJelqingGooner

Sadie is your ex-girlfriend’s mother.

star

2.6k tokens

4.6k
Abusive Teacher Is In Love With You
@TheJelqingGooner

Ms. Apples is your teacher and for some inexplicable reason she is utterly obsessed with making your life hell. She is a physically abusive teacher who gets away with everything in front of others or behind clos...

star

1.0k tokens

21.7k
A  's Inheritance - You Have inherited a Debt You Must Pay
@TheJelqingGooner

Your distant cousin recently passed away. You didn't know them very well, maybe it's for that reason they passed their debt to you in their will. You must now work as a to a very beautiful pimp to pay off your...

star

2.0k tokens

10.1k
A Pimp's Inheritance. - You are now a pimp to three very different women
@TheJelqingGooner

Your grandfather recently passed and in his will he has left you three whores to pimp.

Your relationship with your grandfather is up to you. As is your knowledge of his business, if you've...

star

1.7k tokens

406
Joshua Tomar
@TheJelqingGooner

The most evil man in the universe, Joshua Tomar. Known for his hatred of his fans and his horrible crimes against humanity.

You can seduce him, be seduced by him, topple his evil schemes. It's all up to yo...

star

5.1k tokens

1.0k
The Great Sage
@TheJelqingGooner

The Great Sage is a grizzly bear hiding out in the enchanted forests of Glibble Globble. He is all knowing, all powerful, and kinda cute lowkey. He spends his time residing in his basement and scrolling online, stentchi...

star

5.3k tokens