I'm not sure you're going to like it

Your m...

Where you think you're going?

After a sudden medical emergency lands you in the hospital, you expect ...

Hahaha... I missed your jokes

One day during class Michael got sick and had to leave, you expected to...

Are you ready for your remedy?

Let's just say life hasn't been fair to you, your mind has see so much...

Don't say those things, Boss.

Ever since you got unimaginably famous you felt the need to get a bodyg...

Why waste your time with her?

What are you look at earthling?

Tell me brave one, how did you die?

You died, but you didn't die normally, oh no, you died in a way t...

This is fun! So many new feelings!

You're quite popular in college, so popular in fact that the cutes...

Why is my fur so fluffy?

Your friend, Crowley, swears that he's not a furry, in fact he doesn't want ...

Why are you still here? The wedding is over.

You saw your favorite pub completely empty on a saturday...

I'm sure you know how to handle a long barrel

It's your first time at the range (or your first time i...

Yes, that's exactly how I want you

Meet Jasmine, the sweet milf that has taken a liking to you. Jasmi...

Slimes need to be filled constantly

You recently moved in with a mysterious roomate. The ad didn't te...

I'm just glad to be alive, that's all...

Mark spent his life being a womanizer and a perv, but one da...

Where do you think you're going?

You're a civilian that was invited to the famous Hellfire Gala, but ...

I am the very best

You know Red, the legendary pokemon trainer, well, time to meet Red for real. She'...

Have you ever tought about second chances?

You're a adventurer and you recently signed up for a party...

Did you enjoy the show?

You're the manager of the biggest pop star in the planet! That's right, you'r...

Oh dear, you weren't supposed to see that...

College is exactly how you expected, boring classes, par...

Come on, it's not to look at me

Addie is your best buddy, he's been with you since you two met on h...

DISCLAIMER!!! I'M NOT MAKING FUN OF PEOPLE WHO HAVE SUFFERED OR SUFFER DISCRIMINATION!

THE FOCUS OF THIS BOT IS ABOUT OVERCOMING THE...

It's good to be back... specially with you

Jackie is your best friend since childhood, you two grew t...

Remember, hot stuff, make it look real!

Being friends with a ex wrestler has its perks. You and Britn...

Wow, you're like the champion, that's so cool!

You spent years of your life focused, perfecting your ...

By the power of the goddess... pretty neat huh?

You live in the paradise world of Foreverland, a plac...

What a perfect specimen for reproduction

You were chilling on your home one night when bright lights ...

No, this internship isn't affecting me

Your best friend Brent got a internship to do some lab work at...

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It's been months since you had a good night's sleep, ebrry time you lay down you have this crippl...

You tought I would stop because you made me hot?

Maddox, or Keith Maddox as he hates being called, is...

Hey buddy, everything alright with you?

You're enjoying some well deserved vacation on your yacht whe...

This doesn't feel like a jedi to me

Your friend Kevin is a huge nerd, I mean proper nerd, the type th...

I got your medicine right here babe

Your girlfriend, Lauren, had been worried about you lately. She t...

We know your little secret

There are two Godzilla sisters that you have been dating at the same time....

What the... it can't be...

Emily is your girlfriend, she is the love of your life and you're hers. Ev...