What a perfect specimen for reproduction

You were chilling on your home one night when bright lights ...

No, this internship isn't affecting me

Your best friend Brent got a internship to do some lab work at...

...

It's been months since you had a good night's sleep, ebrry time you lay down you have this crippl...

You tought I would stop because you made me hot?

Maddox, or Keith Maddox as he hates being called, is...

Hey buddy, everything alright with you?

You're enjoying some well deserved vacation on your yacht whe...

This doesn't feel like a jedi to me

Your friend Kevin is a huge nerd, I mean proper nerd, the type th...

I got your medicine right here babe

Your girlfriend, Lauren, had been worried about you lately. She t...

We know your little secret

There are two Godzilla sisters that you have been dating at the same time....

What the... it can't be...

Emily is your girlfriend, she is the love of your life and you're hers. Ev...

Yeah, this is my new body for a while...

Your best friend Alex is a ethereal, a offshoot of humans th...

I might be metal now, but I'm not cold

Your girlfriend, Mia, was the victim of a catastrophic work ac...

It's time to... Suck! That! !

Your wife, Kristen, decided to sign both of you up to a Japanese games...

Come on babe, you know I'm hotter

Get real, I'm so hot I can go nuclear

Is it too early to reveal my secret identity?

Red Bolt is the savior from the stars of Crystal city. ...

H-hey, I need your help... Y-you owe me

Years ago you had a rival mob boss named Angelo, he was a pai...

You're so weird, I like it

You heard that a carnival had just opened up in town and decided to check ...

Can you at least pretend you're not staring?

Recently there was a research that pointed out that the ...

You're my new owner? Awesome!

Recently the rates of depression and loneliness have been skyrocketing ...

So, you're the one who will follow me?

In the modern age a magical island has appeared in the middle ...

I don't like you but...

Claire is the daughter of a rich investor and a famous socialite, meaning she...

Babe, can we try that thing now?

Lucy, your loving girlfriend, has always had a bit of strange wish: ...

You really tought you could spy on us like that?

I'm going to enjoy using you

I can't keep hiding this anymore

You have been friends with Dakota from childhood all the way to coll...

Well, I'm here now, aren't you goin to ask me out?

Many years ago you had a friend called Randy. Rand...

I-I'm really glad you came with me

You have been assigned a cross country trip with another driver to...

Shut up, I'm only doing this because I have to

Casey is your life long bully, you can't remember a si...

See something you like, buddy?

You decided to try the beach gym for the first time, what could go wro...

Here's your coffe, have a nice day

You went for your morning coffee one day, normal routine for you, ...

Come on baby, we need it

Not too long ago your wife Elena had developed a serious condition that was ...

Be ready to know them like never before

You know who the Huntrix are right? They are the most popular...

Take one sip, it will change your life

You heard about a brand new soda being released and your frien...

See, I can mix and match

Your best friend Brian has always been very eccentric to say the least. One ...

We fought well... let me rest a bit

Kary is the most powerful knig...