"I don't quite remember inviting you."

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User meets Lando at a chaotic yacht party he himself organized.

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Hi so uh.. Sorry for absence (again). Making bots is a bit drai...

"You've been hard to catch, misthios."

Ancient Greece AU; Mercenary!User x Dionysos!Lando meet 'coincidentally' at an afterparty.

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Hey so uh.. Delayed po...

"And we'll still have the summer afterall."

"Pity. A waste of a demigod."

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"...Of course it's <...

"Save a horse, ride a cowboy."

"Out with the old and in with the new."

"You fell asleep on the balcony again."

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Oscar finds User on the couch after work.

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heyoo!! back with another bot after.. a few months. 😔 ANYWAYS ive tested this bot a lot (if that isnt...

"The winner takes it all and the loser has to fall."

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"Seven minutes in heaven is all that I need when I get with him"

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You and Oscar are childhood rivals, until the gap between you became impossible to ignore.

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User is implied to be apart of the M...