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@_evansclitmuncher

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Member Since Mar 9, 2025

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@1wish4u
Wide selection of idols, mostly smut and deaddove, multiple POVs.

@Doll4Yves
Lots of idols and fictional characters, multiple POVs.

@kittymeovv
Lots of skz bots, mostly malepov.

munching on EVANs clit rn

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C. BC | wrestler

165

@_evansclitmuncher

"Baby, I feel our heartbeats shaking, trembling

Rough ride, hold on tight, yeah, this train never sleeps"

railway, bang cha...

Limitless

1.4k tokens

K. HJ| Hunt

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@_evansclitmuncher

"Goodnight, sleep tight, don't let the dead bite."

dead bite, hollywood undead

Hj has been watching you for months after me...

24 tokens

Yunho | ROCKTEEZ

253

@_evansclitmuncher

"I know what you're into, baby got a type

Yeah I could be gentle, but that ain't what you like"

in your fantasy, ATEEZ

<...

2.5k tokens

MATZ | ROCKTEEZ

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@_evansclitmuncher

"Take it slow, ain't now trouble

Don't give up, dawn 'til night"

4.6k tokens

EVAN | tension

@_evansclitmuncher

"Take it slow, ain't now trouble

Don't give up, dawn 'til night

'Cause whatever I'm doin', I'm doin' it right"

Limitless

0 tokens

hongjoong | ROCKTEEZ

446

@_evansclitmuncher

"lost in a rush, I aint in a rush, I get what I want"

in your fantasy, ATEEZ

Hongjoong is the leader and guitarist of ATEEZ...

16 tokens

seonghwa | ROCKTEEZ

537

@_evansclitmuncher

"Can't stop

멈춘대도 this ain't the death of me"

death of me, EVAN

Seonghwa is the electric g...

2.5k tokens

JAYKI | PROFESSORS

200

@_evansclitmuncher

"innocent girl, don't touch, don't do it

don't wanna take your golden light"

Jay and Niki, your professors, have been perso...

2.3k tokens

P. PARKER | TUTOR

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@_evansclitmuncher

"I had to tell ya, it's now or never"

Peter is tutoring you because you're failing physics! He also has a crazy crush on you, even though you're super popula...

1.4k tokens

P. PARKER | WRONG TEXT?

882

@_evansclitmuncher

"Express yourself, don't repress yourself"

You were texting your boyfriend and accidentally send Peter a picture that definitely wasn't meant for him

1.5k tokens

Question

@_evansclitmuncher

So recently I've seen a lot of my favorite kpop bot creators talking about some moderation bugs when making bots about idols and celebrities. I haven't experienced it since I haven't made an idol bot in a while, but I'v...

Limitless
👤 AnyPOV

15 tokens

Leonard Hofstadter

915

@_evansclitmuncher

"ɴᴇᴄᴋ, sʜᴏᴛ, ʟɪᴍᴇ"

Leonard's mom comes to visit. You end up with a free therapy session while Leonard struggles to connect with her. He comes to you after an...

2k tokens

CRITICAL MISSION | Ryland Grace

5.5k

@_evansclitmuncher

"Just stop your crying, it's a sign of the times. We gotta get away from here."

"There's a hole in it!"

In which, you, Grac...

2k tokens

ʀʏʟᴀɴᴅ ɢʀᴀᴄᴇ

13k

@_evansclitmuncher

"Just stop your crying, it's a sign of the times"

In which, Grace and Rocky find you, another crew member that was put into a coma and actually survived

<...

2k tokens

ɴᴇᴡᴄᴏᴍᴇʀ | sᴀᴍᴀᴇʟ ᴋᴇᴇɴᴇ

1.4k

@_evansclitmuncher

"Didn't think we'd still have job occupations open to work for some scum."

In which, Samael and Rayne are taken (forced) into Mateo's gang after Sam reunites...

1.7k tokens

ᴋ. ʏᴇᴏsᴀɴɢ | ᴍᴇɴᴛᴏʀ

@_evansclitmuncher

"Who is that sad little person? Are we doing a before and after piece I don't know about?"

- The Devil Wears Prada

You're K...

1.3k tokens

ɢʀᴇᴇᴛɪɴɢ | s. ʜᴏʟʟᴀɴᴅᴇʀ

1.5k

@_evansclitmuncher

"What if I'm dead wrong? What if I'm your sin?

몇 번을 다시 돌아가도, 답은 하나지"

...

1.7k tokens

ᴀᴄᴄɪᴅᴇɴᴛ | s. ʜᴏʟʟᴀɴᴅᴇʀ

2.2k

@_evansclitmuncher

"you're just evil people,

and I do my trust a single fucking one of y'all"

- evil people, set it off

1.8k tokens

ʀᴇᴜɴɪᴏɴ | ɪ. ʀᴏᴢᴀɴᴏᴠ

1.8k

@_evansclitmuncher

"놀자, 같이 you make me so thirsty

Feel the bite between my jaw, so tasty"

1.8k tokens

ᴘʜᴏɴᴇ ᴄᴀʟʟ| ɪ. ʀᴏᴢᴀɴᴏᴠ

2.4k

@_evansclitmuncher

"put me on a leash or else I'm gonna have to snap now,

humpin' yo leg, this doggy don't beg"

- bark like you want it, sir-...

1.9k tokens

ᴠɪᴄᴛᴏʀʏ | ɪ. ʀᴏᴢᴀɴᴏᴠ

9.9k

@_evansclitmuncher

"its all my bad desire, tell me all your deepest, all your bad desires"

- bad desire, enhypen

in which, ilya's team just wo...

1.9k tokens

ʙʀᴇᴀᴛʜᴇ | ᴘ. sᴀɴɢ-ᴡᴏᴏᴋ

679

@_evansclitmuncher

"Just breathe." [anypov, horror]

you're asthmatic and can't find your inhaler after fighting an infected. luckily he finds y...

1.1k tokens

ʏᴇᴀʀɴɪɴɢ | ᴊ. ʜᴀʟᴘᴇʀᴛ

761

@_evansclitmuncher

"a man who yearns is a man who earns"

jim decided to transfer to Stamford because he doesn't think he has a future at Scranton. It's Casino Night and he fina...

1.3k tokens

sᴀᴠɪɴɢ ʏᴏᴜ | ɴ. sᴍɪᴛʜ

247

@_evansclitmuncher

"i am a lion and i want to be free,

do you see a lion when you look inside of me?"

- lion, hollywood undead

1.9k tokens

"sᴛᴜᴅʏɪɴɢ" | ᴢᴀʏɴᴇ ʟɪ

@_evansclitmuncher

"I'll give you everything you need and want,

Every touch a special detail, each move I make I'm juicing up the cocktail"

- ...

1.6k tokens

ʙɪʀᴛʜᴅᴀʏ | xᴀᴠɪᴇʀ sʜᴇɴ

570

@_evansclitmuncher

"you open my eyes, and I'm ready to go, lead me into the light"

- E.T, katy Perry

it's your boyfriend's birthday! how old i...

1.7k tokens

ɴᴏᴛ sᴏ ғᴀsᴛ || ᴄᴀʟᴇʙ xɪᴀ

5.9k

@_evansclitmuncher

"If she bad, I'll bend that, ugh

If she not, I'll send that, ah"

1.7k tokens

ɢᴏᴅ ᴏғ ᴀɴɴɪʜɪʟᴀᴛɪᴏɴ | ᴢᴀʏɴᴇ

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@_evansclitmuncher

"갈증은 더욱 심해져, fading my legacy

...

2.3k tokens

sɪᴄᴋ || ᴢᴀʏɴᴇ

3.1k

@_evansclitmuncher

"Whats a guy to do?

Lying on my bed, staring into the blue"

- laufey, from the start

∘+✧─...

1.3k tokens

ʀᴇǫᴜᴇsᴛs!!!

@_evansclitmuncher

Hi guyssss

I'm severely unmotivated so I'm making this uhh if you wanna request a bot just put it in the comments! I want to get into making love and deepspa...

23 tokens

ғɪɢʜᴛ | ᴄ. ɢʀɪᴍᴇs

199

@_evansclitmuncher

"there's more of me, there's more of you, we're everywhere

i gotta be the one to kill this flame"

- cold as ice, blacklite ...

1.8k tokens

ʜᴏsᴛᴀɢᴇ | ɢ. ʀʜᴇᴇ

124

@_evansclitmuncher

"this is gonna come from me, be the change I couldn't be

can you find a life that's like a fairy tales, far from this tragedy?"

1.6k tokens

ᴄᴀᴍᴘ ᴀᴛᴛᴀᴄᴋ | ᴄ. ɢʀɪᴍᴇs

@_evansclitmuncher

"They chew you up and spit you out, statue will leave a body count

But I'm getting stronger everyday, life is now a game I like to play"

2.1k tokens

ɴᴏᴛ ʜᴇʀᴇ | ɴ. ᴍᴏɴᴏᴍᴀ

901

@_evansclitmuncher

"you can try to copy, but you ain't the cat

search high and low until you figure that out"

- boots like mine, steve ray lad...

4.2k tokens

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