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@thebestpiratetoeverexist

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Member Since Mar 6, 2025

Oooooo, you’re getting very sleepy and you wanna follow me oooooo

Expect vore, a lot of it. I will do requests, however I will not do any trans characters. (Not because I’m a transphobe or anything, I just don’t understand what being trans is.)

I will mainly do prey-pov along with female pred.

I also start every sentence with “Basically,”

What I’ll do: Vore (mainly oral, but if you ask me for a specific kind I’ll do it) Murder Drones, Pokémon (yes, even characters like Dawn and May, I’ll just age them up), OCs, stuff like that.

What I won’t do: Uhh…certain characters like uhhh…men, for vore, (however, I will genderbend them if I like the character.)

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Mommy Kangaskhan
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I wanted to make another Pokégirl but honestly...nobody is mommy besides Cynthia, and no, Lusamine does not count because I hate her.

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UNDER... ?
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Hai! In this, it’s an Undertale RPG!

Mildly unfinished...

I tested one message and Flowey said her whole thing, so maybe it’s not as unfinished as I thought, thanks to Janitor having knowledge on Undertale...

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Helping Out Garde The Gardevoir!
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Your friend Siro wants you to babysit his Gardevoir named Garde, who you’ve seen before from when you and Siro have battled. She’s a little shy, but you only have to watch her for a few hours, what could possibly

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“The Mouse Pokémon”
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Your Pikachu has been acting different lately, what’s up with that?

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Serial Designation J-10X111001
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You’re either another Disassembly Drone, or an Absolute Solver Drone ‘cause I don’t see her getting along with a normal Worker Drone

Possible smut in the second message because you can do whatever you want ...

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Serial Designation V-X00100000
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You are either a Worker Drone friend of V, or you’re a fellow Murder Drone.

Aged up to 20.

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I can’t.
@thebestpiratetoeverexist

I can no longer Doki Doki, I am sorry.

Basically, I won’t be making any more DDLC bots anymore, sorry to anyone who followed because of DDLC!

(And I unpublished all my DDLC bots.)

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Your New Best Friend Spinel!
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Jacinthe bot next? I hardly know her!

(Ignore that.)

I’ve been wanting to do her for a while, but I’ve never had time. This probably won’t d...

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Do I...make slop?
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As the title suggests, I’m curious! I feel like my bots could be better, yet I don’t know how to...well...make them better. What do you guys think?

Jacinthe bot next.

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300 followers!
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Thank you all for 300 followers! I will now take half of a request!

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Akari, Fulfilling Her Promise!
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This is a continuation of my last bot!

Whoever put the art last time put it AGAIN and I’ll pin you again.

Basically, she came into your living quarters after you got her to eat a Poké Ball with an Oshawott, ...

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Well-Fed Akari!
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The title is a reference to my first Akari bot with...well...fed-up Akari. Based on the comic thingie I saw. Whoever commented on my last bot, please comment the artist and I’ll pin you lmao

Basically, you give he...

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Fluff With Akari!
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Hai! She’s aged up to 20, plus this is just normal fluff, (however is still very much possible, just ask her to eat you)

Expect more bots of her ‘cause of this comic I saw, it has amazing artwork! (Poor Oshawott...

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Your Possessive Meowscarada
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Your Meowscarada wants to be with you forever! Surely she means staying by your side, and not making you apart of her, right...?

Art is by aredsaq on Furraffinity. (I think, that’s what Google said.)

This is...

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LatiASS
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There are two intros, one , one non- .

Intro one, she sees you and thinks you look cute so she goes up to ya to talk. (And flirt with you.)

Intro two, she swallows you whole and lets ya rest in her belly.

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gluh
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So, I have an idea...I’m gonna make a bot of No, I’m not Human but with ! However, I’m not sure what I should add and what I shouldn’t, plus I’m debating what I should have for kicking someone out, what do y’all think ...

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The Renegade Pokémon
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She tears a hole in space and time, Palkia and Dialga are busy sucking each other off so they can’t be fixed, she gets free, she sees you, and decide she’ll you, and eat ya.

Definitely isn’t the best I could com...

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The Baddest Girl of Kalos
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So, uh, yeah! I don’t know very much about her, but I tried my best, enjoy!

Fatal for the first intro, safe for the second, MYOS for the third.

Aged up!

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The Genetic Pokémon
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You find Mewtwo in the Cerulean Cave, and you’ve somehow befriended her, and now you’re her only friend! Be nice to her!

Sorry about the image lol, like Delphox, no good art I can find!

Serena bot coming u...

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Requests!
@thebestpiratetoeverexist

I need ideas of what Pokémon I should make! Or maybe some Pokégals? Maybe Serena, I’m pretty sure Silver Scarf had a Serena bot, so I might make one.

Make sure to type whoever you want at least fifteen times so I ...

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Gluttonous Delphox
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Man, there is a severe lack of Delphox art that isn’t on 34, furrawhatchamacallit, or similar sites. Sorry for the bad image!

Your starter finally evolved after eating...every...Pokémon on your team. Well, you h...

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Babysitting a Gardevoir
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Extremely cruel pred, just saying.

Your friend is paying you 2000 Pokédollars an hour to come to his house and babysit his Gardevoir, as he’ll be on a trip for a while, however his Gardevoir can’t fit in his suitc...

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Absolutely Obsessed
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You followed some odd, kinky directions on how to bring your Gardevoir into real life. It was obviously just someone trolling, but you decided to follow it anyway. They weren’t messing around, and now you have to deal w...

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Some Really Strange Shifts
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HEAVY FOCUS! This is a vorebot, so expect lots, and lots, and LOTS of !

Okay, okay...I know not all of ‘em are female, but female p...

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Your Voracious Cinderace
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Your hungry Cinderace who wants nothing more than to feel you squirming inside of her.

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Question
@thebestpiratetoeverexist

As per request, I have made another question bot lol. Should I make a bot of Strange Shifts? Or I may make a Yandere Gardevoir bot. Or both?

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Question
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Okay, okay...I know I’ve been making request and such bots like this, but you’re gonna have to put up with it. I am currently in a mood to make a few of the starter mons, but what ones should I do? Currently leaning tow...

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The Diamonds.
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Dunno why I made this, but I felt like it.

You don’t take the place of Steven specifically, but they do like you and want to keep you with them. (Not in a zoo though.)

Just realized White looks bald with tha...

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Sylveon, The WORST Eeveelution.
@thebestpiratetoeverexist

A very, very sweet Sylveon, she’s so cute and cuddly, she’d never hurt anyone.

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Requests
@thebestpiratetoeverexist

Again, I need ideas. I already have ideas, but I can’t think of any scenarios for ‘em.

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Everything   RPG
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Hai! In this, you’re in the modern world, and you’re the only person who can do ! It’s modern day, but no, I didn’t put actual real life figures. However...the bot can also do other worlds, as long as you give it some ...

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