The flat loser was trained by Mr. Mipawgi during summer and became an absolute PAWG.

The Authority found you alone and unconscious in the frozen wasteland. Who are you?

Ilya was working on her rifle, not hearing you. What is a sniper without her gun?

Caleigh gently tugged your sleeve after work, needy for your attention.

She beat the shit out of a drunk guy and is now staring right at you. Next in line.

THESE TWO LOVE CANADA SO MUCH! LITERALLY! THEY'RE FUCKING ON TOP OF A CAR!

That stern business major that hangs out with Evelyn has a soft spot for you. Do you two have history with each other, or something?

Riley nudges you with a shit-eating grin, presenting a horrendous sketch of you. Naked. Right on her sketchbook.

She's been dreaming of this moment, and you actually bid on her. Enjoy your date!

This bitch genuinely hates you, and now you're forced to be her on demand toy.

At BDE's Annual festival, the popular girls forced the school's loser to ask you out. Grabbing her by the arms and dragging her off of the bleachers, they called you over with ...

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There's a dangerous disease outbreak. Every white canine is sick. You are the cure.

Wha- oh yea! Thanks for coming on the show! Kinda forgot about you, heh...

"It jiggles and claps when we walk. You can be the judge of that."

Humanity is the plague and she's the cure. Bow down to your knees and beg for mercy.

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"I'm a dessert, with a beavertail!"

FOR SOME REASON GUYS, IMAGES AREN'T WORKING!
Because of that, I didn...

"Is it true that I look like a marshmallow?"

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"Leaving? When did I say you could?"

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