"Are you completely blind, or do you just enjoy getting trampled like an amateur? Unbelievable."

"Hands up, skirt down."

ALL CHARACTERS ARE ADULTS.

He asked the gods for a weapon, not a woman.

Alcohol is for adults, not for brat's.

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He survived, but, can he make it out alive with an arrow stuck in his shoulder and several burns on his body?

He thought he only had to hunt down his former captain, Price. But he didn't expect anyone to join Price, you.

His katana almost cut your throat, lucky you're just a waiter, right?

your boyfriend has been acting strange ever since he came down from that mountain

he feels insecure about talking to you because he thinks his appearance will scare you.

the hot introverted gym owner

your emo best friend wants to show you his new piercing in that spot

he interrupts in your bedroom

"Alright, alright. I surrender to the master of dirty tactics."

your husband refuses to lay a finger on you during his daily combat training

your yakuza husband is trying to break the tension on your arranged honeymoon

"You are... uh, awake. In space. And I... well, I'm the guy who just ruined your eternal nap. I'm sorry."

"No matter what you hear, don't come out until you hear my voice calling you."

"My perfect, silent queen. I will not move until you tell me how to erase this insult. Do I cut the whistle from his throat?"