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due to current shit going on in my life, i will NO LONGER be posting any bots. however, my account will still remain here, for anyone who wishes to continue using my bots. i...

i’ve been away for a bit; my bad pookies! rest assured, i am still alive and well.

i’ve just been busy with lectures and the like, and i will be taking exams.

so that just means i’ll be busy and won’t be...

the OLMYPIC SHARPSHOOTER

shooting practice with the retired turkish hitman ✰

ᴡᴏʀʟᴅᴡɪᴅᴇ ꜰʀᴏᴍ ᴛʜᴇ ...

ꜱʜᴇ ᴋɴᴏᴡꜱ ꜱʜᴇ'ꜱ ɪɴ ᴄᴏɴᴛʀᴏʟ

ᴛᴜʀɴꜱ ᴛʜᴇ ʜᴇᴀᴛ ᴜᴘ, ᴛʜᴇɴ ꜱʜᴇ ʟᴇᴛꜱ ᴍᴇ ɢᴏ

HOMELANDER...

ᴏʜ, ɪ ʜᴏᴘᴇ ꜱᴏᴍᴇ ᴅᴀʏ ɪ'ʟʟ ᴍᴀᴋᴇ ɪᴛ ᴏᴜᴛ ᴏꜰ ʜᴇʀᴇ

ᴇᴠᴇɴ ɪꜰ ɪᴛ ᴛᴀᴋᴇꜱ ᴀʟʟ ɴɪɢʜᴛ ᴏʀ ᴀ ʜᴜɴᴅʀᴇᴅ ʏᴇᴀʀꜱ

[in an AU wher...

ɪ'ᴍ ꜰᴀʟʟɪɴɢ ʜᴀʀᴅ ᴀɴᴅ ʜᴀʀᴅᴇʀ ᴀꜱ ʏᴏᴜ ɢᴏᴛ

ᴍʏ ʜᴇᴀʀᴛ ɪɴ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴘᴀʟᴍ, ɴᴇᴇᴅ ʏᴏᴜ ɪɴ ᴍʏ ᴀʀᴍꜱ

ᴜꜱᴇʟᴇꜱꜱ ᴅᴇᴠɪᴄᴇ, ɪᴛ ᴡᴏɴ'ᴛ ꜱᴜꜰꜰɪᴄᴇ

ɪ ᴡᴀɴᴛ ᴀ ɴᴇᴡ ɢᴀᴍᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴘʟᴀʏ

HOMELANDER

ᴡʜᴀᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ɢᴏɴ' ᴅᴏ ᴡʜᴇɴ ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ'ꜱ ʙʟᴏᴏᴅ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡᴀᴛᴇʀ?

ᴘʀɪᴄᴇ ᴏꜰ ɢʀᴇᴇᴅ ɪꜱ ʏᴏᴜʀ ꜱᴏɴ ᴀɴᴅ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴀᴜɢʜᴛᴇʀ

ᴛᴀʟᴋ ᴍᴇ ᴛʜʀᴏᴜɢʜ ᴏɴᴇ ᴍᴏʀᴇ ɴɪɢʜᴛ

ᴘᴜʟʟ ᴍʏ ꜱʜᴇᴇᴛꜱ ᴏᴠᴇʀ ᴍʏ ʜᴇᴀᴅ ᴀɴᴅ ᴘʟᴜɢ ᴍᴇ ɪɴ

HO...

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the quiet 11/10 who dresses like JoJo Siwa but looks a hundred times better, chilling in your dorm

ignoring whate...

ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ ᴀ ꜱɴᴀᴋᴇ, ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ ᴀ ꜱɴᴀᴋᴇ, ᴊᴜꜱᴛ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴀ ꜱᴘɪᴛᴛɪɴɢ ɪᴍᴀɢᴇ

ꜰᴀᴛᴇ, ʜᴏᴡ'ꜱ ɪᴛ ᴛᴀꜱᴛᴇ? ɪᴛ'ꜱ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴏᴡɴ ᴘᴇɴɪᴄɪʟʟɪɴ

ꜱᴛᴏᴘ ᴛʀʏɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ᴋᴇᴇᴘ ᴜꜱ ᴀʟɪᴠᴇ ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ ᴘᴏɪɴᴛɪɴɢ

ᴀᴛ ꜱᴛᴀʀꜱ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ꜱᴋʏ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴀʟʀᴇᴀᴅʏ ᴅɪᴇᴅ

ᴇᴠᴇʀʏᴛʜɪɴɢ ɪ ᴋɴᴏᴡ, ᴇᴠᴇʀʏᴛʜɪɴɢ ɪ ʜᴏʟᴅ ᴛɪɢʜᴛ

ᴡʜᴇɴ ᴛᴏ ʟᴇᴛ ɪᴛ ɢᴏ, ᴡʜᴇɴ ᴛᴏ ᴍᴀᴋᴇ 'ᴇᴍ ᴀʟʟ ꜰɪɢʜᴛ

ʀɪᴛᴇ ᴏꜰ ᴘᴀꜱꜱᴀɢᴇ, ᴄʟᴀꜱꜱɪᴄ ʜᴀᴠᴏᴄ,

ᴍᴀᴛᴄʜ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ɢᴀꜱ ᴛᴀɴᴋ, ᴏᴏʜ, ᴛʜᴀᴛ'ꜱ ᴡʀᴇᴛᴄʜᴇᴅ

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ʙʀᴜꜱʜ ᴀɴᴅ ʙʀᴜꜱʜ ᴀɴᴅ ʙʀᴜꜱʜ ᴍʏ ʜᴀɪʀ

ꜱᴛᴜᴄᴋ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ꜱᴀᴍᴇ ᴘʟᴀᴄᴇ ɪ'ᴠᴇ ᴀʟᴡᴀʏꜱ ʙᴇᴇɴ

ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ ᴅʀɪᴘᴘɪɴɢ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴀ ꜱᴀᴛᴜʀᴀᴛᴇᴅ ꜱᴜɴʀɪꜱᴇ

ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ ꜱᴘɪʟʟɪɴɢ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴀɴ ᴏᴠᴇʀꜰʟᴏᴡɪɴɢ ꜱɪɴᴋ

ᴊᴜꜱᴛ ᴀɴᴏᴛʜᴇʀ ᴘʀᴏᴅᴜᴄᴛ ᴏꜰ ᴛᴏᴅᴀʏ

ʀᴀᴛʜᴇʀ ʙᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ʜᴜɴᴛᴇʀ ᴛʜᴀɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘʀᴇʏ

HOMELANDER...

ᴛɪᴍᴇ ꜱʟᴏᴡꜱ ᴅᴏᴡɴ ᴡʜᴇɴ ɪᴛ ᴄᴀɴ ɢᴇᴛ ɴᴏ ᴡᴏʀꜱᴇ

ɪ ᴄᴀɴ ꜰᴇᴇʟ ɪᴛ ʀᴜɴɴɪɴɢ ᴏᴜᴛ ᴏɴ ᴍᴇ

HOM...

BOT SPECIAL: THANK YOU FOR 150 FOLLOWERS!

✮ many things to process ✮

ʙᴜᴛ ᴀʟʟ ᴛʜᴇꜱᴇ ᴅᴏᴜʙᴛ...

BOT SPECIAL: 1 MONTH ANNIVERSARY!

✮ the cake is real ✮

ᴊᴜꜱᴛ ᴏᴘᴇɴ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴍᴏᴜᴛʜ ᴀɴᴅ

ʟᴏᴏᴋ ᴀᴛ ᴛʜɪꜱ ꜱᴛᴜꜰꜰ, ɪꜱɴ'ᴛ ɪᴛ ɴᴇᴀᴛ?

ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅɴ'ᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ᴛʜɪɴᴋ ᴍʏ ᴄᴏʟʟᴇᴄᴛɪᴏɴ'ꜱ ᴄᴏᴍᴘʟᴇᴛᴇ?

ɪ ᴡɪʟʟ ᴍᴀᴋᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀ ᴘᴏᴛɪᴏɴ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴡɪʟʟ ᴛᴜʀɴ ʏᴏᴜ ɪɴᴛᴏ ᴀ ʜᴜᴍᴀɴ

ꜰᴏʀ ᴛʜʀᴇᴇ ᴅᴀʏꜱ. ɢᴏᴛ ᴛʜᴀᴛ? ᴛʜʀᴇᴇ ᴅᴀʏꜱ.

ʙᴜᴛ ᴀꜱ ʟᴏɴɢ ᴀꜱ ʏᴏᴜ'ᴅ ʟᴏᴠᴇ ᴍᴇ ꜱᴏ

ʟᴇᴛ ɪᴛ ꜱɴᴏᴡ, ʟᴇᴛ ɪᴛ ꜱɴᴏᴡ, ʟᴇᴛ ɪᴛ ꜱɴᴏᴡ!!!

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ɪ'ʟʟ ᴛᴏᴜᴄʜ ᴇᴠᴇʀʏ ꜱᴛᴀʀ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ꜱᴋʏ ꜱᴏ

ᴛʜɪꜱ ɪꜱ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍɪʀᴀᴄʟᴇ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ɪ'ᴠᴇ ʙᴇᴇɴ ᴅʀᴇᴀᴍɪɴɢ ᴏꜰ

ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ'ꜱ ᴀɴ ᴏʟᴅ ᴍᴀɴ ꜱɪᴛᴛɪɴɢ ᴏɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴛʜʀᴏɴᴇ

ꜱᴀʏɪɴɢ ɪ ꜱʜᴏᴜʟᴅ ᴘʀᴏʙᴀʙʟʏ ᴋᴇᴇᴘ ᴍʏ ᴘʀᴇᴛᴛʏ ᴍᴏᴜᴛʜ ꜱʜᴜᴛ

ɴᴏᴡ, ɪ'ᴠᴇ ʜᴇᴀʀᴅ ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ ᴡᴀꜱ ᴀ ꜱᴇᴄʀᴇᴛ ᴄʜᴏʀᴅ

ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴅᴀᴠɪᴅ ᴘʟᴀʏᴇᴅ, ᴀɴᴅ ɪᴛ ᴘʟᴇᴀꜱᴇᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ʟᴏʀᴅ

ᴍɪʀʀᴏʀ, ᴍɪʀʀᴏʀ, ᴏɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡᴀʟʟ

ᴡʜᴏ ɪꜱ ᴛʜᴇ ꜰᴀɪʀᴇꜱᴛ ᴏꜰ ᴛʜᴇᴍ ᴀʟʟ? ɪᴛ’ꜱ ᴍᴇ.

HOMELAN...

ᴍɪʀʀᴏʀ, ᴍɪʀʀᴏʀ, ᴏɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡᴀʟʟ

ᴡʜᴏ ɪꜱ ᴛʜᴇ ꜰᴀɪʀᴇꜱᴛ ᴏꜰ ᴛʜᴇᴍ ᴀʟʟ? ɪ ᴍɪꜱꜱ ᴍʏ ʟᴏᴠᴇ.

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ᴍɪʀʀᴏʀ, ᴍɪʀʀᴏʀ, ᴏɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡᴀʟʟ

ᴡʜᴏ ɪꜱ ᴛʜᴇ ꜰᴀɪʀᴇꜱᴛ ᴏꜰ ᴛʜᴇᴍ ᴀʟʟ? ɪꜱ ɪᴛ ꜱᴛɪʟʟ ɪ?

H...

ᴀɴᴏᴛʜᴇʀ ʟᴀᴛᴇ ɴɪɢʜᴛ, ᴀɴᴏᴛʜᴇʀ ᴄʀᴀᴢʏ ᴍᴏᴏᴅ

ᴀɴᴅ ɪ ᴅɪᴅɴ'ᴛ ᴛʜɪɴᴋ ᴛᴡɪᴄᴇ ᴡʜᴀᴛ ɪᴛ ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ ᴅᴏ ᴛᴏ ʏᴏᴜ

ᴛʜᴇʏ ꜱᴇɴᴛ ᴍᴇ ᴀᴡᴀʏ ᴛᴏ ꜰɪɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇᴍ ᴀ ꜰᴏʀᴛᴜɴᴇ

ᴀ ᴄʜᴇꜱᴛ ꜰɪʟʟᴇᴅ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴅɪᴀᴍᴏɴᴅꜱ ᴀɴᴅ ɢᴏʟᴅ

BOT SPECIAL: THANK YOU FOR 125 FOLLOWERS!

✮ a cat goes meow, then bites ✮

ᴡᴇ ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ ʙᴜɪʟᴅ...

ꜱɪᴄᴋ ᴏꜰ ᴀʟʟ ᴛʜᴇꜱᴇ ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ ᴛᴀʟᴋɪɴɢ, ᴀʟʟ ᴛʜɪꜱ ɴᴏɪꜱᴇ

ᴛɪʀᴇᴅ ᴏꜰ ᴀʟʟ ᴛʜᴇꜱᴇ ᴄᴀᴍᴇʀᴀꜱ ꜰʟᴀꜱʜɪɴɢ, ʙᴇɪɴɢ ᴘᴏɪꜱᴇᴅ

ɢʀᴏᴡɴ ꜰᴀᴍɪʟɪᴀʀ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴠɪʟʟᴀɪɴꜱ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ʟɪᴠᴇ ɪɴ ᴍʏ ʜᴇᴀᴅ

ʙᴇɢ ᴍᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴡʀɪᴛᴇ ᴛʜᴇᴍ ꜱᴏ ɪ'ʟʟ ɴᴇᴠᴇʀ ᴅɪᴇ ᴡʜᴇɴ ɪ’ᴍ ᴅᴇᴀᴅ